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Ups is always late, they are always delayed and
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<blockquote data-quote="happybob" data-source="post: 1075164" data-attributes="member: 4724"><p>Always late, you are so right....late for dinner...late for our kids after school activities....late for doctors appointments that we made for after we thought we would get out of work on time for....late for sex with our wives becuase, oh never mind that one.....late is our middle name sir/maddam, but hell will be paid by us drivers when we are late with your express packages and can't give our managers a dammm good reason why, and if hes satisfied with our response you can bet your bottom dollar that you should be to.....always delayed...yes sir/maddam, we got delayed behind that five car pile up on the freeway this morning...we got delayed at the intersection where everyone has to race out in front of us, because our big brown trucks take a good distance to get up to speed...we got delayed at the stop where the receptionist/secretary decided that her personal telephone call was more inportant than the signature we waited five minutes for, at umpteen stops every day,,,we got delayed waiting for your next door neighbor to pull her pitbull off the back of my pants....we got delayed behind that school bus that makes 25 stops on a 2 mile long road....gee I am sooooo sorry for your delayed/late delivery of your QVC ground delivery sir/maddam, that I just delivered at 9 p.m. and it is good to see you home again tonight, while I may get home around 11 p.m. This is not to be disrespectful sir/maddam, but if you need the package delivered at an earlier time, please ask your shipper to send the package next day air, early a.m. Since then my manager will have a bright eyes bushy tailed air driver delivering the package by 8 a.m. Then I will not have to see your disrespectful, fat disgusting ass again. Have a nice night!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="happybob, post: 1075164, member: 4724"] Always late, you are so right....late for dinner...late for our kids after school activities....late for doctors appointments that we made for after we thought we would get out of work on time for....late for sex with our wives becuase, oh never mind that one.....late is our middle name sir/maddam, but hell will be paid by us drivers when we are late with your express packages and can't give our managers a dammm good reason why, and if hes satisfied with our response you can bet your bottom dollar that you should be to.....always delayed...yes sir/maddam, we got delayed behind that five car pile up on the freeway this morning...we got delayed at the intersection where everyone has to race out in front of us, because our big brown trucks take a good distance to get up to speed...we got delayed at the stop where the receptionist/secretary decided that her personal telephone call was more inportant than the signature we waited five minutes for, at umpteen stops every day,,,we got delayed waiting for your next door neighbor to pull her pitbull off the back of my pants....we got delayed behind that school bus that makes 25 stops on a 2 mile long road....gee I am sooooo sorry for your delayed/late delivery of your QVC ground delivery sir/maddam, that I just delivered at 9 p.m. and it is good to see you home again tonight, while I may get home around 11 p.m. This is not to be disrespectful sir/maddam, but if you need the package delivered at an earlier time, please ask your shipper to send the package next day air, early a.m. Since then my manager will have a bright eyes bushy tailed air driver delivering the package by 8 a.m. Then I will not have to see your disrespectful, fat disgusting ass again. Have a nice night! [/QUOTE]
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