UPS is like....Snow? What snow?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Marne Vet, Jan 28, 2014.

  1. Marne Vet

    Marne Vet Well-Known Member

    Oh, there's a Winter storm? Regular start time. Safety? We don't need no stinking safety!

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  2. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Just wake up a little earlier and let the truck warm up as you have that second cup of coffee.
  3. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Park your car in the garage like I do.
  4. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Easy peasy. Call in and say I can't make it. You can come get me if you want.
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    If it's really really cold out and you fart does it make a visible steam like it does with your breath?
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  6. Marne Vet

    Marne Vet Well-Known Member

    I've been trying to test this experiment daily. I have yet to succeed. I blame it on a lack of flatulence pressure to adequately generate the 1.21 gigawatts of gas I need.
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  7. jaker

    jaker trolling

    Wow that sucks , I am still wearing what I wear in the summer
  8. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Some of us in the northern states are also wearing what we wear in the summer. Only think the mosquitoes can't bite through.
  9. Future

    Future Well-Known Member

    They will come get you
  10. mixyo

    mixyo Active Member

    I start my truck and let it warm up for 10-15 mins while I go back in the house and get ready.

    I'm not chipping in for gas...
  11. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    You disappoint me Inde, I would expect you, of all people, to know the answers to weird bodily function
  12. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    On a lighter note, I did not get hit by a car today....but I did almost hit a guard rail fishtailing into work this morning. Oh, and I banged my elbow....bulkhead door 1
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  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    It's safty.....SAFTY!! C'mon....someone had to say it! lol