When I was a younger UPSer, I always thought this would be a really cool concept, but now that I'm a little older, I think I still got this. Septathalon event: Feeder loader. Feeder unloader. Puller Sorter Irreg driver Preload loader Driver I'll take on everyone in the country in this event. UPS should offer a 1 mil purse. Best of best, commercial deals, etc..