UPS recognized as the Company with Most Whiniest Employees

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  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

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  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Those center manager's do really like to cry don't they?
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  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    They are employees and they certainly do!
     
  4. Their pants,are too tight??
     
  5. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny

    Yes they do come to me almost every morning. About these imaginary production papers. Go figure
     
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  6. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Any day now those reports should rear their ugly heads again.
     
  7. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny


    You better believe it. In the next week they have their big management meeting. Where they get the big bonuses we earned them. Then they want to keep it going for the next x Mas. It is truly an endless cycle. Which is why management and hourly will never get on the same page. Us vs them
     
  8. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    UPS recognized as the Company with Most Whiniest Employees
    In breaking news, Fed-Ex Ground is found to have zero. :tantrumsmiley:lol
     
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  9. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    All employees will be whining
    Management about numbers
    Union about numbers
     
  10. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Much like the yankees fan used to chant 1918 (curse of the Bambino), management chants 1997? ;)
     
  11. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Was that like a really bad haiku, er Hoke-oo?
     
  12. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Logs crackling noise
    White snow keeps me inside
    Winter strikes heart
     
  13. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny

    Employees whining management about numbers??? We get paid by the hr. Those imaginary papers mean nothing to me. Make believe. It is a ploy to try to make us think it is really our numbers. It is how management is paid and receive the bonuses. When we meet certain numbers. For me, they don't make performance off of me.
     
  14. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Hoke-ooos are weird. Haikus are supposed to have 5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then finally 5 more syllables for a total of 17 syllables. Hoke-oos seem to have different values with each verse.
     
  15. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    My Double Standard
    Rules are meant to be broken
    If by management

    PS - I like Hoke-oos
     
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  16. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Or their knees get sore!
     
  17. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    lol, I like the double ninja edit. You beat me to it.

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  18. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    All Im saying is just let us do our jobs and quit coming after us with these freakin nerdball gaywaad imaginary numbers that are impossibly to accomplish. Were humans not robots enough said. Precisely why I couldn't go into management, Id tell them to kiss my balls and id get fired but not before I knocked somebody out first lol.
     
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  19. How many,rentals per hour did you do?..lol
     
  20. brown bomber

    brown bomber brown bomber

    didn't they all get new knnee-pads for Christmas ??
     
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