UPS Surival Kits

[Upslady20]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Not name calling it is the name of a great product.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What is "monkey butt"?[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
To start, it's not always called "monkey butt." It depends on what region of the country you're in, and how the sport you participate in has tagged the condition. For motorcycle riders who DO call it "monkey butt," it's a blue collar term used by riders to describe the soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt![/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Who gets it?
Anyone who participates in any activity that causes frictional skin irritation.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]How can I prevent it?
Use Anti Monkey Butt Powder. The powder absorbs sweat and reduces friction, the two leading causes of Monkey Butt. [/FONT]

 

[Upslady20]

http://antimonkeybutt.com
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation.

Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!

 

[Cementups]

Clock look in your contract! Radios aree allowed in the vehicles.

Article 18 sec. 8 states that package car drivers will be allowed trsansistor radios.

Most of the new package cars have battery terminals wired in right under the dash that you can hook a radio up to. There is a spot for a 10amp fuse in the battry box to make these plugs live. I hook up my Sirius satellite radio to it everyday.

My things I have for everyday:
In my backpack: Newspaper, 2-1 Liter water bottles, umbrella, DR notices, ID, pens, radio hookups and bungee strap for radio.

In my rubbermaid stoarge container in front of 4000 shelf (where do I start): toilet paper, flashlight, flaslight belt hols2ter, advil, naproxen, altoids, can opener, plastic forks, utility knife, rags, windshield cleaner, maps, tape, delivery notices, spare stylus', pens, wool hat, cereal bars, SDG forms and other kinds of goodies.

Magazine rack: phone book, NDA/2DA envelopes, ASD's check envelopes, O/70 stickers, Saturday stickers, higlight stickers, etc. Also a couple rolls of DR bags.

 

[Raw]

UPS supplies, radio, newspaper, drinks, phone, ibuprofin, hair brush, hair gel ( in case it rains ), imodion AD, breath mints, & Cialis !

 

[Fishbulb]

got a messenger bag with insulated sleeve that holds about 5 bottles of water, a book, extra delivery notes, band-aids, aspirin, pens, matches, hand towel, gum, maps, spare cell phone battery, change magazine, peanutbutter & cheese crackers, extra stylus for the diad(cause some crazy ******* steals all of ours in the center). In the winter: extra gloves, jacket, socks, hat, & scarf.

 

[Sammie]

Duct tape, bailing wire, trash bags, an empty tin can, water and a leatherman. Hot sauce, rope, rubber bands, matches, first aid stuff, Cheetos, and a flash light. Hey, they worked for McGuyver. And a Capitol One credit card to save me from the Vikings. :blush:

 

[moreluck]

Sammie....most of your list sounds like the trunk contents of a serial killer's car.

 

[BLACKBOX]

My things I have for everyday:
In my backpack: Newspaper, 2-1 Liter water bottles, umbrella, DR notices, ID, pens, radio hookups and bungee strap for radio.

In my rubbermaid stoarge container in front of 4000 shelf (where do I start): toilet paper, flashlight, flaslight belt hols2ter, advil, naproxen, altoids, can opener, plastic forks, utility knife, rags, windshield cleaner, maps, tape, delivery notices, spare stylus', pens, wool hat, cereal bars, SDG forms and other kinds of goodies.

Magazine rack: phone book, NDA/2DA envelopes, ASD's check envelopes, O/70 stickers, Saturday stickers, higlight stickers, etc. Also a couple rolls of DR bags.

Are these really your supplies or are you preparing for World War 4????

 

[retired2000]

anyone carry dog bones anymore?

 

[old levi's]

hand truck,roll of tape, water (just the basics,baby-travel light/travel swiftly)

 

[retired2000]

what about dog bones. they were a staple in my car

 

[toonertoo]

Most of us still carry dog bones, its a staple.

 

[Covemastah]

no dog bones, may be offensive to some dogs feelings!! i have duct tape, plastic, 2 m/16s ,4 grenades , barbed wire and a rocket launcher{had to point it at a fedex guy hogging a dock,it was 10:25 ya know ]

 

[helenofcalifornia]

Yeah, dog bones are a MUST!!! In fact, shelf 4000-4300 is mostly my stuff and the loader has been told not to put anything there. They should put it on EDD-"Helen's stuff 4000-4300."

 

[Sammie]

Condoms, don't forget condoms. Lots and lots of condoms.

I found a party dress for you, Over and out. Hope you like the color.
I thought something that matched your eyes would be nice...

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/condomdress.htm

 

[Fishbulb]

Sammie, what the hell is the empty tin can for? I dont carry dog biscuits though a lot of drivers in my center do. I did for awhile but when that wheat germ scare that was killing peoples pets left & right came abou I stopped bringing them with me. Plus you never know if the dog is diabetic or has some other condition & the owner could freak out on you. If the dog gets out of control & chases me I feed him the DIAD. Those pieces of crap die ever other day anyway so I dont think UPS will miss it much if it becomes dog food. If the dog is really out of hand & it doesnt look safe for me to deliver, that house doesnt get their package that day. Tough titties for them, safety 1st. I dont carry condoms on me but I cant tell you how many routes I've pulled for other drivers & found some in the back of their truck. I was kinda shocked to be honest. I know women love the UPS men but for drivers to carry them in the truck seems a little arrogant on their part. But...who knows what people do on their lunchbreaks :O

 

[over9five]

This thread is great! I really liked Sammies post(bailing wire!), and Dinos line "travel light/travel swiftly" !

 

[over9five]

....and Woodsy, "rocket launcher{had to point it at a fedex guy hogging a dock,it was 10:25 ya know"

Awesome!

 

[toonertoo]

Great new thread, and full of laughs.

 

[Cementups]

Are these really your supplies or are you preparing for World War 4????

You can never be too prepared. I also have a couople sets of gloves in there for winter.


I DO NOT carry dog bones. Everytime I have off though, the cover driver give the dogs on my area bones even though I have asked him repeatedly not too. he doen't understand that i have to then retrain them all that I do not give out biscuits.