UPS themed boat names?

[rod]

Only if she's an airheaded bimbo. LOL

"Air Headed Bimbos" ----- bless them Most guys have an AHB story or 2 to tell.

 

[rushfan]

Big Brown 1

The Brown Turd

 

[Channahon]

How about "Brown Betty" as noted below:

During WWII women who filled delivery positions left behind by men serving overseas were fondly known as “Brown Bettys.” UPS delivered its billionth package right after the war, in 1946.

 

[DownsizedUPS'er]

Given what has been going on with washington d.c. and the economic crisis, how about "Bailout" (think it about it)

i love this one.

 

[DownsizedUPS'er]

1)Brown-ie

2)Lady DIAD

3)I Drive the Big Brown Truck

4)Sick Leave

5) Haul 2 Hual

6)Brokeback Bought

7)Brown Eyed Girl

 

[kingOFchester]

My vote goes to knot in 1

It;s got the nautical aspect, ups aspecta and it is one of the more frequent inputs...other then signature and Dr locations.

 

[City Driver]

THE BROWN BOMBER!

that was the name of my 78 brown chevy scottsdale K20 with a 400 i had a few years ago

 

[pickup]

DIAD and gone to heaven (its a stretch , gotta pronounce the first word a little strangely to get the desired result

 

[kingOFchester]

THE BROWN BOMBER!

Also the nick name to Philadelphia's old mayor. Wilson Goode.

 

[City Driver]

DIAD and gone to heaven (its a stretch , gotta pronounce the first word a little strangely to get the desired result

i said it out loud and it reminded me of that 80s rock song "i just diad in your arms tonight"

 

[Sammie]

Executive Decision

Hazardous Material

Beats Workin'

Grounds For Divorce

(Don't know many UPSer's who've only been married once..)

Got Toys?

(Which could also apply to Dizzee and the Case of The Wandering
Appendage)

Off the Clock

Sick Leave

Knot Home

Payed My Dues

 

[drewed]

Cardinal Sin
The tightest ship
Over 9.5
Dont touch, leave area
Warning letter
Give me diad or give me death

 

[spuman]

Miss delivery

 

[drewed]

I gotta change the last one give me liberty or give me diad

 

[Big Babooba]

Bottom Feeder

 

[pickup]

I gotta change the last one give me liberty or give me diad

that just doesn't work drewed( a for effort), no matter how you stretch it. However, you indirectly scared me as a few minutes ago as I was watching family guy, chris griffin mentioned the crazy monkey that lives in his closet and then a clip of him was shown, and I was like " dear god, I know that monkey( as if knowing him meant he might live in my closet) and then I realized why it was familiar, it was drewed's avatar.

 

[drewed]

lol you gotta love the monkey
How bout package monkey?

 

[pickup]

Miss delivery

miss delivery is good , real good. refers to the boat as a she, and is good for the ups angle as well. . I still would like consideration for my U.P.S.S. Minnow . The S.S. Minnow ,as we all hopefully know ,was the ship that gilligan and company took on their three hour tour.

 

[pickup]

Bottom Feeder

if he's a feeder driver, which i don't think he is, that is a great name

 

[pickup]

lol you gotta love the monkey
How bout package monkey?

or better, yet drewed , how about Package Monkey Business . Remember Monkey Business was the boat that presidential wanna-be Gary Hart conducted an illicit affair with a woman other than his wife. He dropped out of the running after the affair was revealed. A few years afterward, Clinton proved that with no shame, one can still become president and stay president with the revelation of numerous extramarital affairs.