UPS' Vision of the Future

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by GuyinBrown, May 27, 2007.

  1. GuyinBrown

    GuyinBrown Blah

    Been coming here to read for a while now. With the contract rumor mill finally starting to heat up, I figured I'd finally jump in and make my first post with a rumor of my own.....

  2. MR_Vengeance

    MR_Vengeance United Parcel Survivor

  3. sendagain

    sendagain Member

    A few hundred stops a day will slim that robot down in no time.
  4. diesel96

    diesel96 New Member

    Why would they model the UPS Robot after one of the "Fat Cats" in Upper mngmt.How's that Robot gonna squeeze thru the doors on our pkg cars?
    He'd probably make a good drinking buddy.Could he be a hand-me-down from Anhieser-Busch Co.with that beer-gut?
  5. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    That obviously is a Feeder Driver Robot!:laugh:

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  6. GuyinBrown

    GuyinBrown Blah

    Hey.. he's not fat, he's just "big boned"... With a low center of gravity so he can lift overweights properly... :thumbup:
  7. rapidrandall

    rapidrandall slow but sure

    The bigger power zone means heavier packages will be coming.:lol:
  8. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    I almost said that, Scratch, but I couldn't find my flame resistant coveralls!
  9. area43

    area43 New Member

    Looks like he hasn't skipped any lunches.
  10. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    That was really creative Guyinbrown...
  11. We already have this guy. We just plug in stops and packages into UPS driver at the expected SPORH and the next day the packages are gone and all that is left in their place is a tidy little report that summarizes their day. Very mechanical, no variables.
  12. ImpactedTSG

    ImpactedTSG New Member

    I thought undershirts had to be white or black?

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    Robot? I disagree.....his head looks like his you-know-what with eyes attached to it!
  14. hoser

    hoser Industrial Slob

    what a fatass.