upssocks revisited

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by dannyboy, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    i got a new toy for christmas. it is a computer program that allows me to enter information such as posts, other written materiel by someone, and the program develops a profile of that person.

    since socks cant figure out which side of the world is up, i pasted his posts into the profiling program, and these are the results

    male, in his late 40's, early 50's
    is short, less than 5'9
    attempts to make up for his short stature by acting big
    already dependent on viagra
    narcissist, with masochistic tendencies
    enjoys inflicting pain, even to those he likes
    gets a kick out of feeling bigger by cutting others down
    has real issues remembering where he was, did and said yesterday
    there were other very troubling things in his profile that are not allowed to be posted her, due to tos issues.

    when i was done, i asked one of my friends in atlanta (hoax, you might know him) who plugged in the profile to cross reference the management data base.

    so, ladies and gents, give a great brown cafe welcome to the face behind the posts, the one...... the only.......ups socks!!!!!



    of course, persuant to the tos, we are not including any personal information.


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  2. grgrcr88

    grgrcr88 No It's not green grocer!

    do me, do me, do me! Profile I mean!!!
     
  3. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    Many of us in the management ranks have been taught through peoples workshop and other employee relations training that we through our actions created many of the problem employees we have in this company. There is some truth to that.

    Let me take that thinking one step further. You on the union side as evidenced by the arguments you make on the tom thread may actually have some responsibility in creating the upssocks type mentality amongst management.
     
  4. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    then i suggest we kiss and make up, socks style. you first

    x marks the spot ;)

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  5. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    alright 88, here goes

    your profile says you are a tad stuborn, sometimes to a fault
    late 30's, early 40's
    coulda been a real player with the ladies, but picked a good one instead
    5-11, and a bit of a spare. more bicycle size really
    goes to church, but you really need to go more
    while being active in the union, the company rarely finds fault with the work you do
    you enjoy a good laugh, and at times a practical joker you are.
    takes being a shop steward seriously

    for now, thats all it gives. of course, you only have 500 posts, so time will tell.

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  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    That's funny, I came up with a totally different profile for our friendly Green Grocer.
     
  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    How about me?? What's my profile?
     
  8. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Please do me, danny.
    I would like to see if the software is correct.
    I will answer honestly, to its veracity.
     
  9. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    reactionary conservative. Next!
     
  10. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Off the charts, off the scale. Next!
     
  11. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    software that says you should go to church more often? what kind of bias is this? Since it recommends church attendance, does it also recommend any particular denomination?
     
  12. grgrcr88

    grgrcr88 No It's not green grocer!

    Pretty much hit the nail on the head, except i'm 5'9"
     
  13. UPSSOCKS

    UPSSOCKS Well-Known Member

    hahaha I knew you were a weirdo....
    Homosexual might be the first thing that pops up.... Not that's there's anything wrong with that..
     
  14. UPSSOCKS

    UPSSOCKS Well-Known Member

     
  15. Signature Only

    Signature Only Blue in Brown

    Previous report confirmed:


    Stage 5 mutation complete

    All brain activity ceased

    Cell life maintained by artificial means only


    Conclusion.......

    Employee UPSSOCKS

    Deceased.
     
  16. BCFan

    BCFan Active Member

    what started all this mess? BC
     
  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Poor genes.
     
  18. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    Looks like you brushed your teeth for the occasion....:)
     
  19. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    That right there is funny....
     
  20. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    Generations of inbreeding.