upssocks revisited

[dannyboy]

i got a new toy for christmas. it is a computer program that allows me to enter information such as posts, other written materiel by someone, and the program develops a profile of that person.

since socks cant figure out which side of the world is up, i pasted his posts into the profiling program, and these are the results

male, in his late 40's, early 50's
is short, less than 5'9
attempts to make up for his short stature by acting big
already dependent on viagra
narcissist, with masochistic tendencies
enjoys inflicting pain, even to those he likes
gets a kick out of feeling bigger by cutting others down
has real issues remembering where he was, did and said yesterday
there were other very troubling things in his profile that are not allowed to be posted her, due to tos issues.

when i was done, i asked one of my friends in atlanta (hoax, you might know him) who plugged in the profile to cross reference the management data base.

so, ladies and gents, give a great brown cafe welcome to the face behind the posts, the one...... the only.......ups socks!!!!!



of course, persuant to the tos, we are not including any personal information.


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[grgrcr88]

do me, do me, do me! Profile I mean!!!

 

[tieguy]

Many of us in the management ranks have been taught through peoples workshop and other employee relations training that we through our actions created many of the problem employees we have in this company. There is some truth to that.

Let me take that thinking one step further. You on the union side as evidenced by the arguments you make on the tom thread may actually have some responsibility in creating the upssocks type mentality amongst management.

 

[dannyboy]

then i suggest we kiss and make up, socks style. you first

x marks the spot

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[dannyboy]

alright 88, here goes

your profile says you are a tad stuborn, sometimes to a fault
late 30's, early 40's
coulda been a real player with the ladies, but picked a good one instead
5-11, and a bit of a spare. more bicycle size really
goes to church, but you really need to go more
while being active in the union, the company rarely finds fault with the work you do
you enjoy a good laugh, and at times a practical joker you are.
takes being a shop steward seriously

for now, thats all it gives. of course, you only have 500 posts, so time will tell.

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[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

That's funny, I came up with a totally different profile for our friendly Green Grocer.

 

[moreluck]

How about me?? What's my profile?

 

[satellitedriver]

Please do me, danny.
I would like to see if the software is correct.
I will answer honestly, to its veracity.

 

[pickup]

How about me?? What's my profile?

reactionary conservative. Next!

 

[pickup]

Please do me, danny.
I would like to see if the software is correct.
I will answer honestly, to its veracity.

Off the charts, off the scale. Next!

 

[pickup]

alright 88, here goes

your profile says you are a tad stuborn, sometimes to a fault
late 30's, early 40's
coulda been a real player with the ladies, but picked a good one instead
5-11, and a bit of a spare. more bicycle size really
goes to church, but you really need to go more
while being active in the union, the company rarely finds fault with the work you do
you enjoy a good laugh, and at times a practical joker you are.
takes being a shop steward seriously

for now, thats all it gives. of course, you only have 500 posts, so time will tell.

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software that says you should go to church more often? what kind of bias is this? Since it recommends church attendance, does it also recommend any particular denomination?

 

[grgrcr88]

alright 88, here goes

your profile says you are a tad stuborn, sometimes to a fault
late 30's, early 40's
coulda been a real player with the ladies, but picked a good one instead
5-11, and a bit of a spare. more bicycle size really
goes to church, but you really need to go more
while being active in the union, the company rarely finds fault with the work you do
you enjoy a good laugh, and at times a practical joker you are.
takes being a shop steward seriously

for now, thats all it gives. of course, you only have 500 posts, so time will tell.

d

Pretty much hit the nail on the head, except i'm 5'9"

 

[UPSSOCKS]

Please do me, danny.

hahaha I knew you were a weirdo....
Homosexual might be the first thing that pops up.... Not that's there's anything wrong with that..

 

[UPSSOCKS]

since socks cant figure out which side of the world is up, i pasted his posts into the profiling program, and these are the results

male, in his late 40's, early 50's
True
is short, less than 5'9
False, but close
attempts to make up for his short stature by acting big
False
already dependent on viagra
False, use it but not dependent
narcissist, with masochistic tendencies
False
enjoys inflicting pain, even to those he likes
gets a kick out of feeling bigger by cutting others down
False
has real issues remembering where he was, did and said yesterday
True
there were other very troubling things in his profile that are not allowed to be posted her, due to tos issues.

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[Signature Only]

Previous report confirmed:


Stage 5 mutation complete

All brain activity ceased

Cell life maintained by artificial means only


Conclusion.......

Employee UPSSOCKS

Deceased.

 

[BCFan]

what started all this mess? BC

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

what started all this mess? BC

Poor genes.

 

[tieguy]

then i suggest we kiss and make up, socks style. you first

x marks the spot

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Looks like you brushed your teeth for the occasion....

 

[trplnkl]

Poor genes.

That right there is funny....

 

[705red]

what started all this mess? BC

Generations of inbreeding.