Urgent information

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by GROUNDIsAHugeSCAM, Jun 27, 2013.

  1. I'm starting to wonder exactly who Dano 59 is. I decided to use my expert investigative skills, and I've uncovered some startling information.

    A basic google search revealed that Dano 59 is a type of guitar, a rather nice one in fact. Google it to
    verify.

    So we now know that Dano 59 is a fan of guitars, and he works in Memphis. His location is: "Down south".

    If you do a google image search of "Fred Smith"... there is a picture of a man holding a guitar 11 rows down, 2 pictures over. *MIND BLOWN*. Try it!

    This is starting to freak me out. I think we've found our culprit.

    I will work into the wee hours uncovering this conspiracy. Be ready for updates.


     
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    ...and people say I don't have a life?
     
  3. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Please continue on your noble quest.
     
  4. sjh

    sjh New Member

    Considering the rarity of a name like "Fred Smith" this is big big news. Well done, squire. But the big question I must ask: is the guitar he is holding a Dano 59...?
     
  5. fedupped

    fedupped Member

    Well, you average 10 posts a day..every day, for the last 7 years 8 months. Everyday, including holidays. ...its definately your life.
     
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    If you think that is bad check out moreluck's profile.
     
  7. overflowed

    overflowed Well-Known Member

    Are you flooding? I got fam in Mohawk.
     
  8. I like to post nonsense. It keeps people active. The more FDX employees who access this forum, the closer Express gets to a union and the more information people get about what a scam Ground is.
     
  9. Sorry to disappoint everyone. I have no updates on Dano. I spent all night Drinking and eating cheese puffs. As a Ground employee, I am entitled to food stamps. Mostly they go towards cheese puffs.