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<blockquote data-quote="scooby0048" data-source="post: 1539187" data-attributes="member: 50693"><p>Not a pis bottle story but a piss yourself story. Read on...</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Let me share how bad I felt after a piss incident...</p><p></p><p>[USER=46975]@bleedinbrown58[/USER] this is for you, I know you love my stories and it's been a while since I had the motivation to tell anything.</p><p></p><p>When I was a cop, I was coming back from training several hours away. I was in a marked unit on a major freeway when traffic came to a standstill. There was a fatal about a mile up ahead. Cars blocked me in from all directions and there was no movement for over an hour. I had to piss like a three-legged race horse on derby day, and since it was the Arizona desert, there was no place to go to use a restroom and there were no trees or ditches I could walk to.</p><p></p><p>Another 45 mins and no movement, still blocked in, no way out at all. Couldn't just pull my schwance out and piss in a bottle because everyone could see in. Screw it, I let loose like there was no tomorrow right there in my unit. Another hour before traffic started moving and as soon as it did, pulled off highway and grabbed my clothing bag out of the trunk changed. threw my emergency blanket on the seat and drove the remaining hours home. Clothes I pissed in were immediately thrown in a dumpster.</p><p></p><p>Got back home and went to see a buddy at the city shop. Told him my dilemma and asked him if there were any wrecked or out of service units. He had a couple. Got the seat out of one of them and removed my seat and straight to the dump it went. Got a new seat and no one up til now was none the wiser. </p><p></p><p>...memories!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="scooby0048, post: 1539187, member: 50693"] Not a pis bottle story but a piss yourself story. Read on... Let me share how bad I felt after a piss incident... [USER=46975]@bleedinbrown58[/USER] this is for you, I know you love my stories and it's been a while since I had the motivation to tell anything. When I was a cop, I was coming back from training several hours away. I was in a marked unit on a major freeway when traffic came to a standstill. There was a fatal about a mile up ahead. Cars blocked me in from all directions and there was no movement for over an hour. I had to piss like a three-legged race horse on derby day, and since it was the Arizona desert, there was no place to go to use a restroom and there were no trees or ditches I could walk to. Another 45 mins and no movement, still blocked in, no way out at all. Couldn't just pull my schwance out and piss in a bottle because everyone could see in. Screw it, I let loose like there was no tomorrow right there in my unit. Another hour before traffic started moving and as soon as it did, pulled off highway and grabbed my clothing bag out of the trunk changed. threw my emergency blanket on the seat and drove the remaining hours home. Clothes I pissed in were immediately thrown in a dumpster. Got back home and went to see a buddy at the city shop. Told him my dilemma and asked him if there were any wrecked or out of service units. He had a couple. Got the seat out of one of them and removed my seat and straight to the dump it went. Got a new seat and no one up til now was none the wiser. ...memories! [/QUOTE]
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