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<blockquote data-quote="Harley Rider" data-source="post: 224571" data-attributes="member: 10872"><p>Funny story on this subject.</p><p></p><p><em>(true story...... names have been changed to protect the innocent)</em><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":wink:" title="Wink :wink:" data-shortname=":wink:" /></p><p></p><p>One time a long time ago in a far away galaxy I was ......... I mean there was a driver that had to go bad. So he parks his P600 on the side of the road and steps in the back to relieve himself. About the time he was finishing business there was an awful racket and he realized the bulkhead door had closed. Now on the newer cars this would not be a problem. For the older drivers you will remember there use to be latches in the cab above the doors to hold them open or shut. Being the good driver he was, the chain was latched on the back door so it seemed he was locked in the back of his truck in a rural area with little or no traffic.</p><p></p><p>Since the package car was tilted towards the ditch the door chain was just out of reach through the circular hole that was cut out on the door. Damn!! My kingdom......... I mean his kingdom for a cell phone that wasn't invented yet! So his mind is racing a mile a minute. What to do, what to do???</p><p></p><p>Being the Macgyver type guy that he is he knows there has to be a solution. Maybe one of these packages has an acetylene torch in it! No no no! That would be a bitch to explain when he got back in.</p><p>A light bulb goes off above his head. If he took his pen he might just be able to reach that chain. After about 10 minutes he finally secures the chain and slides his pen inside a link. What is this??? The pen is bending before the latch will open!! Is there no end to this madness? Ahah! He fishes in pocket for a paper clip. Everyone knows a paper clip always works in sticky situations. Drat........ no paper clip. But whats this? A pocket knife! Holding the chain in place with the pen he inserts the knife in the chain and yanks hard. Prestola!!! The door opens with a rush and fresh air instantly fills his nostrils. Now wer're back in bidness.</p><p></p><p>I'll have to admit I have been guilty of leaving my bottle in my car once or twice. Thankfully my car wasn't washed that night and saved me the embarrassment and wrath of my fellow workers.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Harley Rider, post: 224571, member: 10872"] Funny story on this subject. [I](true story...... names have been changed to protect the innocent)[/I]:wink: One time a long time ago in a far away galaxy I was ......... I mean there was a driver that had to go bad. So he parks his P600 on the side of the road and steps in the back to relieve himself. About the time he was finishing business there was an awful racket and he realized the bulkhead door had closed. Now on the newer cars this would not be a problem. For the older drivers you will remember there use to be latches in the cab above the doors to hold them open or shut. Being the good driver he was, the chain was latched on the back door so it seemed he was locked in the back of his truck in a rural area with little or no traffic. Since the package car was tilted towards the ditch the door chain was just out of reach through the circular hole that was cut out on the door. Damn!! My kingdom......... I mean his kingdom for a cell phone that wasn't invented yet! So his mind is racing a mile a minute. What to do, what to do??? Being the Macgyver type guy that he is he knows there has to be a solution. Maybe one of these packages has an acetylene torch in it! No no no! That would be a bitch to explain when he got back in. A light bulb goes off above his head. If he took his pen he might just be able to reach that chain. After about 10 minutes he finally secures the chain and slides his pen inside a link. What is this??? The pen is bending before the latch will open!! Is there no end to this madness? Ahah! He fishes in pocket for a paper clip. Everyone knows a paper clip always works in sticky situations. Drat........ no paper clip. But whats this? A pocket knife! Holding the chain in place with the pen he inserts the knife in the chain and yanks hard. Prestola!!! The door opens with a rush and fresh air instantly fills his nostrils. Now wer're back in bidness. I'll have to admit I have been guilty of leaving my bottle in my car once or twice. Thankfully my car wasn't washed that night and saved me the embarrassment and wrath of my fellow workers. [/QUOTE]
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