VALENTINES DAY - Love in Six Words

[rod]

It is a good luck rock. Legend says that you will have good fortune as long as your name is on it. Just in case you wondered, my initials are HRD

Good fortune until the Park Ranger catches you for painting grafitti on his rocks

 

[Sammie]

How I went broke. Unemployed husband.

The girlfriend goes or I do.

Mistake was giving him the bankbook.

Not me, butthead, it was you.

(Memories of The Ex, who still calls after 20 years, and makes me appreciate what I have now...)

 

[BigBrownSanta]

Happy Valentine's Day, I'm going fishing.

 

[BigBrownSanta]

Happy Valentine's Day, I'm going fishing.

j/k

 

[packagedude]

The only problem I had with Marriage was, I didn't understand the question!!!

 

[Big Babooba]

Good fortune until the Park Ranger catches you for painting grafitti on his rocks

I don't have the stones to paint graffiti on his rocks!

 

[trplnkl]

Happy Valentine's Day, I'm going fishing.

Sorry, I just had too.

Brad Paisley - I'm Gonna Miss Her