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Discussion in 'Brown Cafe Polls' started by over9five, Nov 15, 2010.

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Would you go to Mars, never to return?

  1. Yes, sign me up! I want the fame, the glory!

    5 vote(s)
    45.5%
  2. No thanks!

    6 vote(s)
    54.5%
  1. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Scientists Propose One Way Trip To Mars

    Would you go? No hope of ever returning. What would you bring?

    What if you could bring your favorite SO? Your main job would be.... ahem.....procreation.

    And of course..... You'd be famous! A pioneer! You'd live forever in history books!
     
  2. cosmictrucker

    cosmictrucker Trucking is I

    I would go, but not for fame or glory.
     
  3. klein

    klein Für Meno :)

    Let me see :

    Got no job, no relatives in the city, no kids, no wife.
    So, sure, I'll go.

    I'll need a sound system (even if it's just an mp3 player), plenty of beer, or atleast hops and barley plants.
    Instead of Mars Bars, I'll create Mars Brew ! :)
     
  4. edd_tv

    edd_tv Cardboard picker upper

    you could open your own Mars Bar

    itd be outta this world

    cheezey i know
     
  5. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

  6. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Not interested in a one way trip. I have a job, relatives, two sons, and a wife. I don't need beer to have a good time, so thats not a problem. While this trip would be a great adventure, it will be a lot of hard work to set up a home base and be able to survive with very little. Fame? Who cares, you will never see the people or anything else that you leave behind on Earth.
     
  7. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Nope, not me, doesn't appeal to me one bit. There is too much here on earth I want to see, including a road trip to another state to meet some bcers and see a football game. It's not much, but to me it's better than going to Mars!
     
  8. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    I would definitely go. I always wanted to see the face and pyramids on Mars(http://crystalinks.com/faceonmars.html) .

    Of course, they would never let me go as most of the astronauts in the U.S. space program have been masons, high ranking ones that have proven they can keep secrets. The few that weren't masons were picked based on hypnotic suggestibility tests so that once they are "debriefed", they are unable to tell of what they have seen while up in space.

    Is that close to what you were expecting from me, fets?
     
  9. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    ...."most of the astronauts in the U.S. space program have been masons..."

    And next in line will be all the Scientologists. No return trip planned!
     
  10. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    battleground earth, an epic blockbuster movie based on a book by that best selling author. Mr. Hubbard. Well done, more!
     
  11. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

  12. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

  13. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Very nice Master.

    I am surprised though, I though you would be familiar with the face and the pyramids....home planet must not be Mars...which one is it?
     
  14. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    home is where one is.
     
  15. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Home is earth.
     
  16. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Nanoo! Nanoo!
     
  17. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    More is from Ork? :surprised:
    Did I miss something? :happy2:
     
  18. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    And where ever your feet may be planted, may your head should always be in the stars.
     
  19. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Quiet , you!
     
  20. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    If it were only that easy...