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Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Big Babooba, Jul 2, 2009.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

  2. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Yep, you are right. Poor guy.
     
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Talk about ruining a good time....
     
  4. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    That kind of ties in with getting women to shut up. Hummer comes to mind. You know the "other thing" :surprised:
     
  5. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    The saddest part is that it sounds like they were interrupted having The. Best. *** TIME. they had ever had!




    <"sounds like!" heh heh hehehheh!!>
     
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  6. bigbrownhen

    bigbrownhen New Member

    Wonder if he will have limited ability to perform in the future due to this tramatic event. Poor guy.
     
  7. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Pair charged with having sex in Springfield park




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    Police arrested a man and woman Thursday afternoon for having sex in a city park just down the street from the police station, police said.

    Officers Emilio Arroyo and Julio Cornejo had just left the station shortly after 3 p.m. when they were flagged down by some children who reported a couple was having sex in plain view at Armory Commons, a small park at Spring and Pearl streets, said police Capt. C. Lee Bennett.

    The officers saw the couple in a corner of the park, and each was naked from the waist down, Bennett said.

    David Jesse, 51, and Kathleen Ginman, 47, both homeless, were charged with open and gross lewdness.

    The police report notes that the couple appeared intoxicated, and when told they were under arrest, one of them replied "Why? We're only having sex."
     
  8. tworavens

    tworavens JuniorMember for 24 Years

    Yep, that's some gross lewdness right there...
     
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    But they're homeless. Where were they suppose to do it?
     
  10. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Well, apparently not at the local park. hmmph :whiteflag::wink2:
     
  11. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    This just goes to show ya...prudes have no sense of humor.
     
  12. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I'd hate to never get to have sex again simply because I'm homeless! One should have nothing to do with the other!!!!
     
  13. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    How about in the woods or behind a building? Just not in front of anybody walking through a public park.
     
  14. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    But... but...but if they live IN the park, then that is their home and they should be allowed to do it there!!!
     
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

  16. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    This is funny?

    OMAHA, Neb. — A Nebraska man who stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to finance an abortion for a teen he raped has been convicted of first-degree sexual assault and felony theft.

    I guess I need to have my funny bone checked as I don't see the humor in this.
     
  18. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Well, the headline was funny if not the rest of the story......
     
  19. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I thought so too until I read the first paragraph.

    The irony that a painting of a woman who conceived a child through Immaculate Conception would be stolen to pay for an abortion of a rape victim is beyond comprehension.
     
  20. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    I believe the concept "Immaculate Conception" is used to define the state of Grace that Mary was born with(as opposed to the sin of Adam) and not the miraculous conception of jesus. But I know what you mean , upstateny.

    What's also funny about this story is that the guy went to Mexico to get the abortion. I believe that due to it's overwhelming Roman Catholic culture, it is near impossible to get an abortion there. He was better off trying to get one in the u.s.