Walk of shame

[brownmonster]

Pulled into the employee lot once accidentally too...

Employee lot? Apparently our employee lot is a nice place to drop a set of doubles across 10 parking spots so I have to circle the building in the morning trying to find a place to park.

 

[PT Car Washer]

If I make it as far as the guard shack I leave them with security and they have a carwasher come out and get them. No problem. But it's become part of my OCD routine at the end of the night when I get in so I rarely forget.

Yeah like I have nothing better to do.

 

[kingOFchester]

What is a guard shack?

Its where guards sleep. You might catch them between naps on their phone.

 

[BSWALKS]

Its where guards sleep. You might catch them between naps on their phone.

between naps, messing with their phones & power tripping, they have quite a busy day.

 

[cachsux]

. What is a guard shack?

Here it's where 20+ year employees get anally probed on our way in and out, "You have a sales receipt for that dime?", while they wave brokers on property who are allowed to walk around unsupervised like they own the place with nary a glance.

 

[porkwagon]

Last time I forgot and left with the keys, realized it after I got home. I called for and On Call Pick up and when the air driver arrived at my home to pick up the package, which there wasn't, I gave him the keys and asked him to return to my center. That cracked a lot of people up.

 

[Rico]

I remember the walk of shame being what you did when you woke up in a strange dorm room with a girl you don't remember going home with.

 

[TooTechie]

Last time I forgot and left with the keys, realized it after I got home. I called for and On Call Pick up and when the air driver arrived at my home to pick up the package, which there wasn't, I gave him the keys and asked him to return to my center. That cracked a lot of people up.

That's awesome! Hell I would have paid the $5 pickup fee to have someone come get them at the guard shack.

 

[TooTechie]

I remember the walk of shame being what you did when you woke up in a strange dorm room with a girl you don't remember going home with.

Me too like 2 decades ago

 

[diadman]

The best one for me is I ended up all the way home with my COD money..... Over 8000. Yes I drove back.

 

[rowan]

I have walked 3 flights of stairs to realize there are 2 packages and I only grabbed 1. Then to get back down and the 2nd was to the apt next door. Learned my lesson. Work smarter not harder make sure to check diad for how many pieces.

 

[soberups]

I remember the walk of shame being what you did when you woke up in a strange dorm room with a girl you don't remember going home with.

Thats what we called a "wolf trap gal", when she is so ugly that when you wake up and find yourself in her bed with her still sleeping and her head is laying on your arm, you will chew your own arm off and leave it behind in order to keep from waking her up....

 

[brownmonster]

Thats what we called a "wolf trap gal", when she is so ugly that when you wake up and find yourself in her bed with her still sleeping and her head is laying on your arm, you will chew your own arm off and leave it behind in order to keep from waking her up....

Coyote ugly.

 

[didyousheetit]

I haven't done that since Telematics and that noisy key fob. Sounds like a cow bell all day long. No way I could ever walk out with that thing clipped to me.

hint: lose the gold medallion lose the cow bell. unless of course you need more cowbell !

 

[Overpaid Union Thug]

OH the joy of working in a center where the farthest parking space is a mere 75 yards away from the building.

 

[oldngray]

Or in a center where the farthest parking space is literally 1/2 mile away

 

[Cementups]

I haven't done that since Telematics and that noisy key fob. Sounds like a cow bell all day long. No way I could ever walk out with that thing clipped to me.

No cow bell here. First thing I do int he morning is take my bulkhead and TripPak box keys off the carabiner and put them in my left pocket. The only thing on the that carabiner hanging from my right belt loop is my fob. Stealth mode retained!!

 

[stink219]

I do the walk of shame 3 times a week with my DIAD. But I stay punched in. 10 minute walk at 1.5X per hour, comes out to $1259.14 extra a year! Also, for my stewie boys, make sure you get paid for your steward time. I talked to one dude that was representing off the clock. Crazy!

 

[Dracula]

Sheeet, son, my walk of shame goes one direction: towards the big brown building. I never turn around once I leave. If that means the keys go home with me, that means the keys go with me.

 

[Brownslave688]

I haven't done that since Telematics and that noisy key fob. Sounds like a cow bell all day long. No way I could ever walk out with that thing clipped to me.

No cow bell here. First thing I do int he morning is take my bulkhead and TripPak box keys off the carabiner and put them in my left pocket. The only thing on the that carabiner hanging from my right belt loop is my fob. Stealth mode retained!!

Everything stays in my left pocket. My pants are tight enough that half the time when I sit down the lights start flashing lol.