Warning to employees

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Fullhouse, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. Fullhouse

    Fullhouse Member

    Some business owner posted this the break room.

    CHANGES IN THE WORKPLACE

    You small business owners out there are preparing for life under a Barack Obama presidency. One of our listeners sent us some new rules for small businesses based on Obama's ideals of change and fairness:

    As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama officially becomes president-elect, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

    1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are under-achieving a "fair shake".

    2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

    3. All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't apply to us.

    4. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all".

    5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth around". Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic".

    6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)!!!

    If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote.
     
    Last edited: Oct 22, 2008
  2. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    Excellent post but unfortunately not one will care. All they care about is "CHANGE."
     
  3. paidslave

    paidslave New Member

    Yep just give it to the corrupt CEO a $50,000,0000 parachute like the cronies at AIG did for the rest of his/her life. I know you can afford that new big screen working on the dock for $8.50.


    You have no clue......All I can say is get alot of rest because you will need if MCPlane gets his hands on this country.....U may as well move now, not to china or Hong Kong but Indonesia where the cheapest labor will be found!

    Good luck with you, first and foremost I have to surmise you need an Education first because you wouldn't make it!
     
  4. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    If you are referencing the moving of jobs overseas then don't forget to thank Bill ( may I show you around the oval office) Clinton.
     
  5. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    Did you even read that post? IT was referencing SMALL BUSINESS. I really doubt that you will find a "working" man or woman that agrees with "Golden Parachutes" afforded to anyone. I know I don't. But that has absolutely nothing to do with what that post was about.