Was I just a little too prepared?

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Big Babooba, Sep 5, 2010.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    A while back I meet a girl online, we talked and chatted, got to know each other pretty well....we finally meet in a local park, the attraction was there, we talk about a lot of things. etc...

    One day we were talking on the phone, and started talking about sex, she came out and said that she wanted me to come over Friday night, and we would just go ahead have sex and have a great time...

    Great, I thought....but I really didn't know her that well, to know what all she was into...I was taught always to be prepared for anything, this was a golden rule in our family.

    So, I decided to gather up a few things just in case....I put together a few porn tapes, some sex toys, deodorant, shampoo, some towels...then some whips and chains, nipple clamps...a pair of hand cuffs...rope, a mask and snorkel, then a complete intercom system like they use on motorcycles....

    Next....a change of clothes, sexy underwear.....a leash, fruit, a few jars of scented body lotion, chocolate sauce, whipped cream....condoms..every color and style, several costumes, in case of role play.....a watermelon.. a complete movie camera set up, microphones too....of course!!! a blender..... And a host of other goodies!!!

    Anyway, I packed and crammed all of this stuff into the back of my truck, and this didn't even account for all the stuff I packed into the U-Haul trailer I had hooked up to my truck..

    I arrived and pulled into her drive way....took out the wheel barrow and piled all of the stuff next to her front door....

    I rang the bell and she answered....she took one look at me, then at the piles of stuff I brought...Then yelled out for me to leave....She said she was looking for sex not a move in and slammed the door....
    Was I just a little too prepared?
  2. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis


    We have our own equipment.

    Next time, just bring yourself and those pretty blue pills.

    Bring some chocolate - chocolate can fix everything.

    Chocolate is the "duct-tape" of a woman's world.
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

  4. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    A little too prepared? Maaaaybe. A little too much time on your hands? DEFINITELY!
  5. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    A watermelon? What in the world for? Sex? For you or for her?
  6. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    If it feels good.........

  7. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Blue pills? He`s horny not dead.

    Oh, BB, you forgot bolt cutters in case you lose the locks to the handcuffs.
  8. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    I have ny own bolt cutters.
    I hide a spare set of keys....

    Blue pills - vitamin "V",

    I would even allow him to have a safe word.

    Move in..NEVER.
  9. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

  10. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis


    I am sooooooo bad.