We Love Logistics

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by brownedout, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. brownedout

    brownedout New Member

    So a customer I hadn't seen in some time, was raving to me today about our new slogan. Got me thinking... How soon before Synchronizing The World Of Commerce disappears from our trucks, to be replaced by We (Heart) Logistics? When the parody of Amore runs it course, next song in line "I Love Rock and Roll" Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. Any thoughts, random or otherwise. Logisitically speaking.
  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    That could work!
  3. rod

    rod retired and happy

    you sure he wasn't stark raving mad? (as in nuts)
  4. bluehdmc

    bluehdmc Well-Known Member

    "I love Brown and Boxes, so ship your package with UPS please!"

    Sung to the tune of "I love rock and roll".
  5. I have to admit the song is getting to me and the video is pretty slick, but after 35 years at UPS its hard to watch dancing boxes with hearts on them. I'd like to see 'Born to Run' myself.

    Go UPS!
  6. probellringer

    probellringer Member

    its all good now---but what about ALL summer when routes are cut...and commercial customers that usually get stuff by noon-are getting it at 4:45pm.....i have been singing the bud light commercial = REAL MEN OF GENIUS...Mr. route cutter ,cutter guy....need some help with the lyrics...
  7. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    I agree. That could work but it would have to be done right. Very hard and edgy with seriously tough video images. In otherwords, don't use an elevator music remake.
  8. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    My driver has a first name, it's J-O-H-N. My driver has a second name, it's S-M-I-T-H. Oh, I love to see him everyday, and if you ask me why, I'll say; because UPS has a way with B-O-X-E-S.
    To the tune of the Oscar Meyer ditty.
  9. Sleeve_meet_Heart

    Sleeve_meet_Heart making the unreadable unreadabler

    Sung to AC/DC "Back in Black" :wink2:

    Back in the back
    Of a P700 wreck
    Number one with the packages, never slack

    I'm in a rush
    Production push
    They'll never phase me because my brain is mush

    Cause I'm back on the track
    And I'm beatin' the flak
    Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
    Don't look at me now
    I'm just makin' my play
    Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way

    Ohh yeah
    Yes I am
    Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
    Back in now
    Well I'm back, I'm back
    Back, I'm back
    Back, I'm back
    Back, I'm back
    Back, I'm back
    Back in brown
    Yes I'm back in BROWN
    Out of the sight!
  10. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    "Here's to you, O wielder of the big brown scissors..."

    Real Men of Genius!!!! Too funny!
  11. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Atlanta is going to butcher this.
  12. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Who watches commercials? Thats what the fast forward button on the DVR is for.
  13. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    I got one too ,it goes like this.
    I love the colorful clothes they wear
    with that golden logo sparkling in the sun
    ooooh logistics is oh so good
    I just call or go online and he is there
    I'm pickin up good vibrations
    with innovative immprovations
    I'm pickin up good vibrations
    they're exceeding expectations
    I close my eyes
    My packages are as good as there
    logistics keeps me happy and aware

    I'm pickin up good vibrations
    with innovative immprovations
    I'm pickin up good vibrations
    they're exceeding expectations
  14. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Let them have at it.
    They have already butchered everything within UPS, and turned it into baloney.
  15. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    I wrote a piece 23yrs ago, sung to the Mickey Mouse Club House song.
    The lyrics would not be acceptable in a public forum.
    I can only share the first line.

    "Come along and sing the song,
    of the UPS Orgy."
  16. whiskey

    whiskey New Member

    I saw the Logistics jingle add today for the first time. It's pretty catchy. They could have deleted the scene where the female customer jumps on the UPS driver and gives him a big hug. Or maybe it was his wife. But his wife is probably ferrying their kids to soccer, hockey, football, etc.. While her husband is working 12 hour days in brown.
  17. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    . Lol that's how it is in my house.
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    The sale to Thoma Bravo will in no way affect the full suite of transportation and logistics solutions offered by UPS, including the transportation of packages and freight; the facilitation of international trade, and the​
    deployment of advanced technology to more efficiently manage customer supply chains.
  19. hubrat

    hubrat Squeaky Wheel

    Google funny logistics pics.

  20. FEGuy

    FEGuy Member

    Logistics is the science of synchronizing the world of commerce, so I don't see any need to remove those words from UPS vehicles. Of course, slogans do change as the business changes.