On vacation this week i spent a lot of time watching "Gangland" on TV about all the prison gangs, city gangs , gangs and gangs everywhere. Biker gangs on the History channel. All over California, almost every Harley rider seems to be "flying colors" Gangs are EVERYWHERE! I'm scared to go out of the house!!! Everyone has a gang to belong to cept us. With over 400,000 employees, we should form our own gang. We already have a sort of colors, a uniform. Now we need to ORGANIZE!! to protect ourselves. It should be easy. Every Local could be a chapter. I'll be National President. You can call me PREZ. Every chapter will have a president, a vice prez, a Sargent of Arms ( a very important position), and soldiers.( enforcers ) Part-timers can be "prospects "and wannabe upsers can be" hang arounds." We'll model our gang after the mafia and/or other organized crime groups. We'll need to be tough and be willing to break heads to protect our turf and expand. Don't worry about the law. We already have legal services as a benefit. Let's show everyone who the boss is. Who's with me??????????