We need to talk...and other scary sentences.

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by ajblakejr, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Why is it when someone says....

    AJ, we need to talk....I want to find the nearest exit?

    Name other SCARY statements or sentences...like this double punch...

    We need to talk....I'm late.....:knockedout:
     
  2. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    You know I love you, but...
     
  3. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Dave, I need to see you and the shop steward in my office...

    Daddy, this is my new boyfriend...
     
  4. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    I don't mean to sound like an ***, but ...

    I'm only saying this because I care ...
     
  5. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    "Normally the bright red bleeding is nothing to be concerned with, but in your case..."
     
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    (At the auto repair shop)

    "Sir, we have your estimate..."
     
  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    "But officer,...."
     
  8. rod

    rod retired and happy

    "Honey- why don't WE" --------------------------------------------------------------it means any of YOUR plans for the coming week probably have been trashed. Right now "WE" are going to paint the bedroom again (for the 3rd time in 6 years) which means "I" get to move all the furniture, gather up all the paint supplies, cover everything up, prep, tape, scrape, fill in old nail holes, paint and clean up and she gets to -----pick out the new color sceme. P.S. I hate when "WE" paint.
     
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "Dear, here's the Visa bill..."
     
  10. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Over, you may appreciate this one:

    Dad, we're getting married...
     
  11. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    Boy, I can't wait to get married; I look forward to all the things "WE" will do.
     
  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Give it a few years and you will start looking for "ME" things to do.
     
  13. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Lol, this is highly related to the Visa bill.
     
  14. browndevil

    browndevil Active Member

    "Mom, Dad I need to talk to you"
     
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Fixed it for ya.
     
  16. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    My daughter is home for the day and we just reviewed the budget.
     
  17. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    "Does this make my butt look big...?"
     
  18. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    I never noticed that mole before...
     
  19. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    How long since your last prostate exam?
     
  20. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Alert - some vulgar words !!!

    And David, we need to talk...
    [video=youtube;ivUzfuuJNQI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivUzfuuJNQI[/video]