kiDlightNing29
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(I'm a cover driver...)
"Hey, you're not XXXXX! (the regular driver)."
You should be a private investigator, you have a knack for finding deep, hidden secrets.
"Where's XXXXX?"
No idea, but my guess is he/she isn't here, as you've already announced.
"When's XXXXX coming back?"
No idea, I'm not sure if they're on vacation, if they banged in, or if they got fired.
"This isn't when XXXXX shows up!"
As has been already established, I'm not XXXXX, and since XXXXX is currently not in play, I'm the guy who is showing up right now, which is when your pickup (due to your pickup time), or your delivery (due to whatever madness management decided to inflict on me since I'm doing the route instead of XXXXX and am dealing with inane add/cuts) is actually occurring at this moment.
"Are you with UPS?"
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Very well said Brown Army!!! I'd like to add 1 more that makes me insane....
Teenager answers the door...."Mom FedEx is here for you." REALLY!!!!?