What do you think?

[Brownslave688]

Threatening the goat is animal cruelty, I think.

Not a threat. It's a promise.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Followed shortly by your murder.

Is her last name bobbit?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Is her last name bobbit?

Maybe.....lol

 

[brownmonster]

Hat trick last week. Vacations are great.

 

[BSWALKS]

Make up sex, while on vacation, would be even better!
Hat trick in 1 afternoon.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

A husband , fed up with his wife and the lack of sex, sent his wife an email with a spreadsheet detailing her excuses for not having sex over a six week period. How would you have handled this situation?

Frustrated husband creates spreadsheet of wife's excuses for not having sex with him

@KingofFluff ??

 

[KingofFluff]

Amazing how when you are dating you have sex 3 times a day. Fast forward being married 15 years. You have sex 3 times a month.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Amazing how when you are dating you have sex 3 times a day. Fast forward being married 15 years. You have sex 3 times a month.

Toward the end of my marriage I was on the annual plan.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Amazing how when you are dating you have sex 3 times a day. Fast forward being married 15 years. You have sex 3 times a month.

Speak for yourself!!

 

[KingofFluff]

Speak for yourself!!

 

[BSWALKS]

Amazing how when you are dating you have sex 3 times a day. Fast forward being married 15 years. You have sex 3 times a month.

With yourself, plus the one or 2 times with the wife.

 

[BSWALKS]

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Lmfao

 

[KOG72]

Amazing how when you are dating you have sex 3 times a day. Fast forward being married 15 years. You have sex 3 times a month.

Agree I got two more blue balls that can go on the Christmas tree

 

[KingofFluff]

Agree I got two more blue balls that can go on the Christmas tree

Single buddy of mine has 3 chicks he can go bang whenever........smh

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Single buddy of mine has 3 chicks he can go bang whenever........smh

Jelly?

 

[KOG72]

Single buddy of mine has 3 chicks he can go bang whenever........smh

lucky man

 

[KingofFluff]

Jelly?

 

[BSWALKS]

Toward the end of my marriage I was on the annual plan.

Still more than u get now

 

[KingofFluff]

Still more than u get now

Come on,man, it's Christmas.

 

[BSWALKS]

Come on,man, it's Christmas.

Tried using that line on my wife too.
Still nothing .