What if? (Serious answers only!) Malaysia Airlines

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Wally, Mar 21, 2014.

  1. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    What if UPS ran Malaysia Airlines?
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Do we really need to start a thread like this?
  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    The pilots would be fired for stealing time.
  4. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    No matter what they would blame us drivers.
  5. Bottom rung

    Bottom rung Active Member

    Big brother brown would know where the plane is.
  6. gman042

    gman042 Been around the block a few times

    There are people missing on that plane, people who are loved and missed.
  7. Packmule

    Packmule Well-Known Member

    Ever heard the term, "unexpected volume"? Apparently, we have missing planes and feeders all the time out here!
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  8. The Other Side

    The Other Side Well-Known Troll Troll

    If UPS ran malaysia airlines, we'd lose one plane a week.

  9. fiddledee

    fiddledee Member

    unfortunately we had a plane go down in Alabama last year. I think UPS was very respectful in how they handled that and the loss of those pilots.
  10. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    ORION would have planes searching over North Dakota in order to generate a compliance metric.

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  11. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Don't know what you are talking about?

    Everyone, did I not ask for, "serious answers only "?
  12. This is the brown Cafe. You really want a serious answer??
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  13. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Just like O&A, "serious answers only".
  14. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    13-1.jpg UPS would know exactly where that plane crashed, and Orion would help coordinate the most complicated and ass-backwards search and rescue ever...and the dead pilots would be officially fired for stealing time and not following methods. But I'm rarely serious....think if he wears a hat, he'll still adhere to big brown uniform guidlines? lol
  15. Sorry, cant help you. Guess yoy have to wait for the "Great Upstate" wisdom and friendly advice! ......... I Didnt really mean that!......:bsbullf:
  16. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    But the King Dave got hit by a car thread was a total necessity? However, it did provide comedic relief...lol
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  17. I think that I enjoyed his bowel movement posts and found then to be a valuable contribution, to the overall community!
  18. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    I almost believe your :bsbullf:
  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 mouth breathers...everywhere

    pinocchio-amp-quot-was-amp-quot-constipated_o_1824319.jpg Bet that took all weekend....lol
  20. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    Only because it was about him.