What if? (Serious answers only!) Malaysia Airlines

[Wally]

What if UPS ran Malaysia Airlines?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Do we really need to start a thread like this?

 

[Indecisi0n]

What if UPS ran Malaysia Airlines?

The pilots would be fired for stealing time.

 

[joeboodog]

No matter what they would blame us drivers.

 

[Bottom rung]

Big brother brown would know where the plane is.

 

[gman042]

What if UPS ran Malaysia Airlines?

There are people missing on that plane, people who are loved and missed.
CALLOUSNESS DOES NOT BECOME YOU!

 

[Packmule]

Ever heard the term, "unexpected volume"? Apparently, we have missing planes and feeders all the time out here!

 

[The Other Side]

If UPS ran malaysia airlines, we'd lose one plane a week.

TOS.

 

[fiddledee]

unfortunately we had a plane go down in Alabama last year. I think UPS was very respectful in how they handled that and the loss of those pilots.

 

[soberups]

ORION would have planes searching over North Dakota in order to generate a compliance metric.


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[Wally]

There are people missing on that plane, people who are loved and missed.
CALLOUSNESS DOES NOT BECOME YOU!

Don't know what you are talking about?

Everyone, did I not ask for, "serious answers only "?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

This is the brown Cafe. You really want a serious answer??

 

[Wally]

This is the brown Cafe. You really want a serious answer??

Just like O&A, "serious answers only".

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Don't know what you are talking about?

Everyone, did I not ask for, "serious answers only "?

UPS would know exactly where that plane crashed, and Orion would help coordinate the most complicated and ass-backwards search and rescue ever...and the dead pilots would be officially fired for stealing time and not following methods. But I'm rarely serious....think if he wears a hat, he'll still adhere to big brown uniform guidlines? lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Just like O&A, "serious answers only".

Sorry, cant help you. Guess yoy have to wait for the "Great Upstate" wisdom and friendly advice! ......... I Didnt really mean that!......

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Do we really need to start a thread like this?

But the King Dave got hit by a car thread was a total necessity? However, it did provide comedic relief...lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

But the King Dave got hit by a car thread was a total necessity? However, it did provide comedic relief...lol

I think that I enjoyed his bowel movement posts and found then to be a valuable contribution, to the overall community!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I think that I enjoyed his bowel movement posts and found then to be a valuable contribution, to the overall community!

I almost believe your

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Bet that took all weekend....lol

 

[Johney]

But the King Dave got hit by a car thread was a total necessity?

Only because it was about him.