What is it ?

[Indecisi0n]

I am new the entire UPS driving scene but this has to be the stupidest question i get on a daily basis.

UPS: UPS here: Here's your package mama/sir. I need a signature right here...
Customer: What is it ?

How the @%$@ should i know what YOU order?!

 

[badpal.]

get used to it...your gonna be asked that question A LOT! when you get your own route and are comfortable with your customers (and vice-versa) you can respond with more "creative" things.

 

[Backlasher]

Just tell 'm, same thing, different color.

 

[Backlasher]

Or say, Can't tell ya. It's a surprise.

 

[cachsux]

"Don`t know for sure but the box for your wife has been vibrating like heck and smells like astroglide."

 

[thessalonian13]

I am new the entire UPS driving scene but this has to be the stupidest question i get on a daily basis.

UPS: UPS here: Here's your package mama/sir. I need a signature right here...
Customer: What is it ?

How the @%$@ should i know what YOU order?!

Just say "I am not sure what it is, but I hear it ticking. Please sign here quickly!"

 

[Cementups]

I just tell them I'm not allowed to open stuff anymore so I'm not sure what it is.

 

[superballs63]

It depends on my mood...But when I'm in a good mood I usually just say Not sure.

However when I'm in kind of a bad mood I'll respond like "I have NO idea what it is" and make them sign for it

 

[menotyou]

"I don't know, but your wife/husband sure gets a lot of them!"

Seriously though, get use to it. Every day, at least one person will say that. Get use to counting the days when you don't hear it.

 

[Re-Raise]

It says it is from mini condoms.com.

 

[Old International]

I wish I had a dime for everytime I heard that line, or "I didn't order anything". I could have retired 20 years ago..........

 

[TUT]

Why, it's a package delivered to you by the United Parcel Service.

 

[JustTired]

My usual response was...."I don't know...I didn't have time to open it today."

 

[grgrcr88]

I forgot my x-ray glasses today so I am not sure!!

Brown rectangular cardboard item!!

These are my two usual replies.

 

[idrivethetruck]

It says it is from mini condoms.com.

HA! That's just wrong!!

At least "What is it?" is a better question than when the customer opens the door, sees you standing there with sweat beaded on your forehead and running down your face and your shirt completely drenched and asks "Is it hot enough for ya?"
Those folks deserve a good slap upside the head!

 

[Catatonic]

The "it's ticking so please hurry and sign" is my favorite reply so far.

 

[toonertoo]

Especially from new companies who in the scheme of things, think they are your one and only stop..................could it be samples, can I open it first, what could it be, who is it from, You dont know what it is? Heck no I deliver it to this address, and I leave, thats all I know!

 

[Indecisi0n]

When they ask seriously and pause and look at me i normally say "I don't know but what i do know is it's yours. Have a nice day (as i walk briskly away)."

 

[ORLY!?!]

A driver I load for and speak with often says " after I get asked "whats in it?" enough in a day, I usally say to them " its the blow up doll you ordered " ".

My god thats hilarious.

 

[old levi's]

I am new the entire UPS driving scene but this has to be the stupidest question i get on a daily basis.

UPS: UPS here: Here's your package mama/sir. I need a signature right here...
Customer: What is it ?

How the @%$@ should i know what YOU order?!

Glance at the return address and then say " I don't know, but its from Porn-Master!"