What is your best reply to,"What is it?"

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  1. werenotthepostoffice

    werenotthepostoffice deep down inside I really do not care

    OK fellow package car pilots give me your best,funniest most sarcastic reply to our favorite question.
     
  2. werenotthepostoffice

    werenotthepostoffice deep down inside I really do not care

    I'll start;typically when I'm busy at a business stop I'll give em the"I don't know I didn't open it" or the occasional"It was a box full of money,now it's not" and my favorite reply to a residential,when I'm holding their Amazon package is" I give up,what?"
     
  3. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    I always tell em I was late to work this morning. Didn't have a chance to open everything
     
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  4. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Must be kryptonite because my X-Ray vision isn't working.
     
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  5. mmmbrownies

    mmmbrownies New Member

    A brown box.
     
  6. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    I alternate two. One I stole from here on BC.

    1) A very small pony.
    2) I don't know. They told us to stop opening the boxes and playing with the toys.

    The first one gets some to laugh and others to realize how dumb their question is. The second innocent response is an intentional double entendre which usually gets a big laugh with most and surprisingly about 10% of the time the ladies demonstrate their dirty minds and make a little mmm noise and smile.
     
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  7. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

     
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  8. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    If I knew the answer to that question would you be pleased or peed?
     
  9. werenotthepostoffice

    werenotthepostoffice deep down inside I really do not care

    Good answer
     
  10. BrownDog5117

    BrownDog5117 Member

    "A bomb"

    Just kidding.. Don't say that
     
  11. RonBurgandy??????????

    RonBurgandy?????????? God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

    I just stare at them, silently, till they realize I'm just trying to do my job and deliver there box
     
  12. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Brick Cheese or Pork Roll.
     
  13. werenotthepostoffice

    werenotthepostoffice deep down inside I really do not care

    I told some lady,"I can't take packages off the street due to homeland security rules."(she was trying to give me her Amazon return)
     
  14. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    monster truck parts
     
  15. MAKAVELI

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

    5lbs of Purple Kush.:D
     
  16. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Glance down at the return label and say,



    " I don't know, but it's from PornMaster."
     
  17. werenotthepostoffice

    werenotthepostoffice deep down inside I really do not care

    How many times.....just sayin some days my car is dankenstien!
     
  18. werenotthepostoffice

    werenotthepostoffice deep down inside I really do not care

    It was buzzing but I think the batteries ran down
     
  19. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I always say, "I don't know, the don't let us open stuff anymore."

    I think it's kind of lame but most people get a good chuckle out of it.
     
  20. MAKAVELI

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

    More than I can count. Could probably get high some days just kickin it the cargo area during lunch.;)