What is your best reply to,"What is it?"

[werenotthepostoffice]

OK fellow package car pilots give me your best,funniest most sarcastic reply to our favorite question.

 

[werenotthepostoffice]

I'll start;typically when I'm busy at a business stop I'll give em the"I don't know I didn't open it" or the occasional"It was a box full of money,now it's not" and my favorite reply to a residential,when I'm holding their Amazon package is" I give up,what?"

 

[ManInBrown]

I always tell em I was late to work this morning. Didn't have a chance to open everything

 

[Operational needs]

Must be kryptonite because my X-Ray vision isn't working.

 

[mmmbrownies]

A brown box.

 

[TooTechie]

I alternate two. One I stole from here on BC.

1) A very small pony.
2) I don't know. They told us to stop opening the boxes and playing with the toys.

The first one gets some to laugh and others to realize how dumb their question is. The second innocent response is an intentional double entendre which usually gets a big laugh with most and surprisingly about 10% of the time the ladies demonstrate their dirty minds and make a little mmm noise and smile.

 

[sailfish]

 

[bbsam]

If I knew the answer to that question would you be pleased or peed?

 

[werenotthepostoffice]

If I knew the answer to that question would you be pleased or peed?

Good answer

 

[BrownDog5117]

"A bomb"

Just kidding.. Don't say that

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

I just stare at them, silently, till they realize I'm just trying to do my job and deliver there box

 

[Wally]

Brick Cheese or Pork Roll.

 

[werenotthepostoffice]

"A bomb"

Just kidding.. Don't say that

I told some lady,"I can't take packages off the street due to homeland security rules."(she was trying to give me her Amazon return)

 

[wayfair]

monster truck parts

 

[MAKAVELI]

5lbs of Purple Kush.

 

[Billy Ray]

Glance down at the return label and say,



" I don't know, but it's from PornMaster."

 

[werenotthepostoffice]

5lbs of Purple Kush.

How many times.....just sayin some days my car is dankenstien!

 

[werenotthepostoffice]

Glance down at the return label and say,



" I don't know, but it's from PornMaster."

It was buzzing but I think the batteries ran down

 

[Cementups]

I always say, "I don't know, the don't let us open stuff anymore."

I think it's kind of lame but most people get a good chuckle out of it.

 

[MAKAVELI]

How many times.....just sayin some days my car is dankenstien!

More than I can count. Could probably get high some days just kickin it the cargo area during lunch.