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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 839969" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p><span style="color: darkred"><strong>This system is being implemented as a precursor to our next contract in 2013. Some of you people don't realize it but the system automatically opens the bulkhead door. This is part 1 of a 2 part system that is to be installed in all package cars. Part 2 is coming next year and calls for a remote opening cage to be installed in the cargo area on the floor behind the driver. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: darkred"><strong>UPS is secretly training monkeys to deliver packages in an undisclosed location in Arizona. Their plan is to introduce a new driving classification - Driver/Monkey Team.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><strong>This is how it's supposed to work: 1). The driver pulls up to the stop and shuts off engine. 2). The bulkhead and monkey cage doors open. 3). The monkey gets out, grabs the package(s) and DIAD and makes the delivery. While the monkey is making the delivery, the driver is selecting the package(s) for the next stop. 4). The monkey returns to the vehicle and collects a peanut from a dispenser inside the passenger door. The monkey reenters the cage, closing both the bulkhead and cage doors behind him. When all is secure, the monkey bangs on the bulkhead twice to let the driver know that all is secure and they proceed to he next stop.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: darkred"><strong>95% of all Package Drivers will be transferred into the new classification which will pay $15.00 less than the Package rate. The boys in Atlanta are excited. They'll get a lower paid driver and an employee who will work for peanuts!</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 839969, member: 5402"] [COLOR=darkred][B]This system is being implemented as a precursor to our next contract in 2013. Some of you people don't realize it but the system automatically opens the bulkhead door. This is part 1 of a 2 part system that is to be installed in all package cars. Part 2 is coming next year and calls for a remote opening cage to be installed in the cargo area on the floor behind the driver. UPS is secretly training monkeys to deliver packages in an undisclosed location in Arizona. Their plan is to introduce a new driving classification - Driver/Monkey Team. This is how it's supposed to work: 1). The driver pulls up to the stop and shuts off engine. 2). The bulkhead and monkey cage doors open. 3). The monkey gets out, grabs the package(s) and DIAD and makes the delivery. While the monkey is making the delivery, the driver is selecting the package(s) for the next stop. 4). The monkey returns to the vehicle and collects a peanut from a dispenser inside the passenger door. The monkey reenters the cage, closing both the bulkhead and cage doors behind him. When all is secure, the monkey bangs on the bulkhead twice to let the driver know that all is secure and they proceed to he next stop. 95% of all Package Drivers will be transferred into the new classification which will pay $15.00 less than the Package rate. The boys in Atlanta are excited. They'll get a lower paid driver and an employee who will work for peanuts![/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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