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<blockquote data-quote="Marne Vet" data-source="post: 1246348" data-attributes="member: 51053"><p>I deliver to a Projects on my trip, and I'd rather be in there than any of the bars I've had to deliver to. There was one during Peak two years ago, and it's the same thing every time. I had an NDA, go in there around 10 AM, and there's a bunch of drunks at the bar. Everyone's a comedian when they're drinking, so one a-hole says "Hey, you got my package? (laughs at his own joke)", and I ignore him. Then he says "Hey, what do you get when you cross FedEx and UPS? (starts laughing)" Yeah, we've all heard this stupid joke thousands of times, so I reply "You get a drunk guy that isn't funny?" (everyone else starts laughing at him) Now the dope wants to call ME the a-hole as I'm walking out. Fast forward ten hours and I'm back to the same bar with a Ground we couldn't find in the morning, and those losers are still sitting in the same seats drinking. Same drunk says "You find my package or are you still FedUp? haha". Just smiled and said "Nope, and you had ten hours and still couldn't write a funny joke. Lets try again tomorrow. I bet you you're still sitting in that same seat doing nothing". I hate drunks, and delivering to bars. Bunch of losers.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marne Vet, post: 1246348, member: 51053"] I deliver to a Projects on my trip, and I'd rather be in there than any of the bars I've had to deliver to. There was one during Peak two years ago, and it's the same thing every time. I had an NDA, go in there around 10 AM, and there's a bunch of drunks at the bar. Everyone's a comedian when they're drinking, so one a-hole says "Hey, you got my package? (laughs at his own joke)", and I ignore him. Then he says "Hey, what do you get when you cross FedEx and UPS? (starts laughing)" Yeah, we've all heard this stupid joke thousands of times, so I reply "You get a drunk guy that isn't funny?" (everyone else starts laughing at him) Now the dope wants to call ME the a-hole as I'm walking out. Fast forward ten hours and I'm back to the same bar with a Ground we couldn't find in the morning, and those losers are still sitting in the same seats drinking. Same drunk says "You find my package or are you still FedUp? haha". Just smiled and said "Nope, and you had ten hours and still couldn't write a funny joke. Lets try again tomorrow. I bet you you're still sitting in that same seat doing nothing". I hate drunks, and delivering to bars. Bunch of losers. [/QUOTE]
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