What packages have you delivered, preloaded, etc that made you laugh

[PASinterference]

About 15 or 20 yrs ago, had a one time pickup from a little old lady. Night sup decided to inspect it, I guess for packing. There was a Polaroid pic of her old boobs stretched across a table and a pair of panties with some lipstick lip prints on the coochie patch. Dirty granny.

 

[Rack em]

About 15 or 20 yrs ago, had a one time pickup from a little old lady. Night sup decided to inspect it, I guess for packing. There was a Polaroid pic of her old boobs stretched across a table and a pair of panties with some lipstick lip prints on the coochie patch. Dirty granny.

Did you go back to visit her during your lunch break?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Coochie patch?

 

[Cementups]

Anytime.

Ive also delivered a ton of weed.

2,000 lbs of weed??? Hopefully you called for assistance.

 

[PASinterference]

Did you go back to visit her during your lunch break?

Not no, but hell no

 

[BSWALKS]

Not no, but hell no

Then you won't mind if I do?

 

[PASinterference]

Coochie patch?

You know.....the business end of the panties.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

2,000 lbs of weed??? Hopefully you called for assistance.

Im stronger than I look.

 

[iowa boy]

Im stronger than I look.

Would hate to see the size of the pipe you use, or how much water your bong holds...

 

[haller]

There was an Origin pc in their signature crate i wouldn't have mind taking home.

 

[scooby0048]

There was an Origin pc in their signature crate i wouldn't have mind taking home.

Um, WUT?

 

[I Just Wanna Go Home]

Delivered one to a house. Lady came running across the field to get the box, she was really happy and said she had been waiting on this box for 3 days. I didn't ask but out of nowhere she blurts out "it's pig semen" wasn't a business or ranch or anything like that. Just a house in the middle of town. like wtf do you need pig semen for. Made me laugh just the way she seemed so proud that she had to tell me what it was.

 

[Dr.Brownz]

Delivered one to a house. Lady came running across the field to get the box, she was really happy and said she had been waiting on this box for 3 days. I didn't ask but out of nowhere she blurts out "it's pig semen" wasn't a business or ranch or anything like that. Just a house in the middle of town. like wtf do you need pig semen for. Made me laugh just the way she seemed so proud that she had to tell me what it was.

Weirdly I had an almost identical experience. She just said semen though so maybe my customer was self inseminating or something.

I hate getting onions in the spring time. They stink up the cargo area. The worst are bees! I had to smash a bunch of those bastards that got loose once. That's about it. Mostly we deliver a bunch of crap...

 

[WorknLateHuh]

I didn't ask but out of nowhere she blurts out "it's pig semen" wasn't a business or ranch or anything like that. Just a house in the middle of town. like wtf do you need pig semen for.

waiting for Indecision's reply...

This isnt one u can just ignore now.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Male sex toy broke out of box as I was pulling it from the top shelf and hit me in the face.

 

[UPSandy36109]

waiting for Indecision's reply...

This isnt one u can just ignore now.

I unloaded stainless steel containers of bull semen destined for Montana on Twilight.
All time fav was...goldfish. Don't know how the hell they were able to pass the smell test on an item that is live, wet, needs water, and perishable. Box broke open...and with it, the water and fish. Called for a specialist and a redshirt b/c touching open contents on my own wasn't in the contract. LMAO on that almost ten years later. Those poor little fish.. flopping around on a wood floor in a thermal insulated truck..

 

[UPSandy36109]

N

Male sex toy broke out of box as I was pulling it from the top shelf and hit me in the face.

Never heard of a man getting dick-slapped.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Male sex toy broke out of box as I was pulling it from the top shelf and hit me in the face.

How many times?
It's only an accident if it happens once.

 

[Indecisi0n]

How many times?
It's only an accident if it happens once.

Well the third time I just happen to be yawning. Weird coincidence?

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

N
Never heard of a man getting dick-slapped.

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