What really ticks you off about hats?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by hellfire, Sep 11, 2016.

  1. hellfire

    hellfire no one considers UPS people."real" Teamsters.-BUG

    Let's hear it, what angers you about UPS hats?
     
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    The fact that I am not allowed to wear mine backwards.
     
  3. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Nothing; I never wear one.


    My route girlfriends like my silver hair too much for me to cover it up.:-)
     
  4. nystripe96

    nystripe96 Active Member

    They smell like rotting cream cheese after a few wears
     
  5. OrioN

    OrioN Active Member

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    Your supposed to get a few hats, hand wash 'em n rotate

    I reserve one and spray waterproofing on it for rainy days... brim keeps my eyes dry
     
  6. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Because you want to look like 35 year old redneck truck driver preparing to go Over The Top???
     
  7. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    I feel like a trucker from 1972 wearing one.
     
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  8. In a thread starting mood today?
     
  9. calcio56

    calcio56 Active Member

    They itch
     
  10. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    They f* up my hair, hide my locks, restrict my vision, and just all-round cramp my style.
     
  11. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

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  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    You have the silver down below?
     
  13. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member


    Best movie EVAH!
     
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  14. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    You'd fit right in around these hear parts then!
     
  15. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    The brown knit hats are awesome.
     
  16. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Well-Known Member

    Said no one ever.....
     
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  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    They call them toques (pronounced "toook") up here.
     
  18. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    I bet "Strange Brew" is your favorite movie.
     
  19. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    You would lose that bet.

    "The Breakfast Club" is my all time favorite movie.
     
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  20. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Forget that! Hats are for the bald losers! My beautiful, full, glorious head of hair, must never be covered.