what should i do?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by kenmei, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. kenmei

    kenmei New Member

    today, the security "invited" me to thier office and throw me in the small room for an hour. then they came in and ask me if i stole some candy or not.
    what will they do next?
     
  2. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    They will probably ask for a fecal sample to look for evidence. You should eat lots of spinach, cabbage, and blue food coloring.
     
  3. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    I am thinking cranberry juice Kenmei. It works covering up the THC in your bloodstream. What have you been up to lately? How's work going other than this inconvenient trip to the office. Hope you had your shop "stewart" with you.
     
  4. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    First off, did you. If not, no worries. If so, you got a lot to worry about.

    Many years ago, we had a sorter that had a package returned on the return belt that had burst open. Actually, the whitman sampler box had burst and only the candy ended up in the primary area. He took one piece off the belt(i know, sick!) and put it in his mouth. Happened to be the same time the center manager was watching the area to see when they were going to finish.

    There went 8 years of great service to the company, never a day late, or no show (pretty good record for the AM sort), all gone that fast.

    I hope for your sake, they were just fishing.

    d
     
  5. FAVREFAN

    FAVREFAN Member

    I am troubled Kenmei. Don't you understand the political ramifications this will have on your campaign? You said you were clean. What other skeletons are hanging out in your closet? I'm so dissapointed.
     
  6. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Hopefully you were on the clock for that hour.
    Well , how did you answer them ?
     
  7. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Confess and sin no more.
    Peace be with you.
     
  8. brownrodster

    brownrodster New Member

    Did you ask him how to get the job being the taper guy for the hub?
     
  9. kenmei

    kenmei New Member

    well, i answer then i dont know what happen and that security stare at me with his big eye and scared me .he told me that nobody can escape from his eye.:happy2::knockedout:if he found any evidence he will sent me to jail till death
     
  10. LKLND3380

    LKLND3380 Active Member

    Did you have a union steward with you?
     
  11. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    U shud be scared. Ther is no excape from de big eye.
    Run away an hide from the stare.
    Jail till death is bad.
     
  12. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    lol with kenmei. Glad to see you posting again. Were you taping up a candy box when you were accused?:happy2:
     
  13. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    kenmei, you are just supposed to tape the box--not rummage through as though you were at WalMart.

    How's the campaign going?
     
  14. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    That's NOT a big eye, it's a camera lens.
     
  15. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    You better hope the chocolate you ate wasn't Ex-Lax.:happy-very:Maybe that's why they sat you down for an hour.
     
  16. raceanoncr

    raceanoncr Well-Known Member


    Well...DID you steal some candy?
     
  17. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    Anybody want to be a charter member of the "Kenmei Fan Club?" Kenmei, keep on posting!! If you write a blog, I would love to read it. Maybe a blog of your work at UPS? Kenmei, Kenmei, Kenmei!
     
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    You could call your blog "Duct Tales" and it would be full of your taping experience. :wink2:
     
  19. PassYouBy

    PassYouBy Unknown Acrobat

    I'm in!!! Helen,you may need to tell him what a BLOG is first.:happy-very: I haven't laughed this hard in a while ! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
     
  20. feeder53

    feeder53 ADKtrails

    Answer their questions truthfully to the best of your ability and if you think you need it, ask the Shop Steward to sit in.