What to do if Neo-Con Is Found In Load

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by diesel96, May 13, 2007.

  1. diesel96

    diesel96 New Member

    Approved OSHA and Liberty Mutual methods if you find a Ultra Right Neo-Con leaking hazardous fumes in load.

    1)Stop/Secure Vehicle
    2)Leave Area
    3)Notify Supervisor
    Other approve methods are;
    4)Secure Neo-Con in vehicle and throw in a Cheryl Crow DVD in your Boombox radio and a copy of Rowe vs. Wade Transcripts
    5)Leave area as far as possible,Neo-Con is probably armed with AK47s and a grenade launcher he bought yesterday at the Gun Convention.
    6)Notify any authority thats not on The Fox News or Rush Lindbaugh Payroll
    7)Drop off at closest Hospital Mental Ward for a Labotomy and some Electric Shock Therapy to un-brainwash them.
    8)Drop Neo-Con off in the middle of Miami and have him find his way home speaking english only.
    9)Offer Neo-Con and all his political friends a job at Brown's Farm picking Fruits and vegetables in 90'degree heat at minimun wage with illegal immagrants.
    10)Leave Neo-Con in the middle of a poor inner-city ghetto make him yell "knappy headed hoe's"and watch him try to out run the locals sreaming i'm not a Bigot.

    What do you think "Fair and Balance"Methods?

    What do you think "Fair and Balanced" approved methods?
     
  2. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Thats actually pretty humorous!
     
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I don't get it. What sparked this?
     
  4. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    I found a Neo con in my load once, called it in by 15:00 too. He was missed.
     
  5. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    Who knows? But while we are on the subject...what should one do if a Liberal is found in load? I guess don't touch and leave area would apply here too but should we notify the govt. instead of our sup? I mean it would only make sense because don't the Liberals depend on the govt. for everything else so why not this? LOL.
     
  6. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Dont touch leave area and notify the sup they need a new driver. And the mechanic.
    Truck will only go to the left, no matter what you try to make it do, even if a right turn is the only solution.
     
  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    what should one do if a Liberal is found in load?

    Immediately call Ann Coulter !!!!
     
  8. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    A neo con is a liberal with a brain. :thumbup1:
     
  9. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    If that is true then put them on the endangered species list.
     
  10. diesel96

    diesel96 New Member



    We all communicate better when we leave our Conservative Views at home:thumbup1:


    moreluckwhat should one do if a Liberal is found in load?

    Immediately call Ann Coulter

    Thats pretty funny..LOL...Can you imagine her as a On-Road Sup:ohmy:
     
  11. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    Or...if a Liberal is found in the load we could just drop it off at the nearest unemployment office. With a signature of course.
     
  12. solitarysiren

    solitarysiren Happiness in Slavery...



    report that 'liberal' to the Bureau of Morality at 1-866-445-6580.
     
  13. solitarysiren

    solitarysiren Happiness in Slavery...


    wait, how many threads have started that are blatantly meant to degrade 'liberals' without explanation? And the one that turns the tables needs justification?
     
  14. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "And the one that turns the tables needs justification?"

    You're kidding, right? I mean, OBVIOUSLY degrading Liberals doesn't NEED justification....









    (haha.....kidding......relax......no need to flame anyone......)
     
  15. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member


    Why degrade them when they do a pretty good job at degrading themselves? LOL. And the sad thing is that they don't even realize they are doing it. Hey! I just thought of something. Let's pretend that global warming (the Liberal kind that is caused by man) is real for a moment...If CO2 is causing it then it's probably from all the extra CO2 Liberals are producing by endlessly yapping their traps about the war, our military, Bush, or anyone else that is trying to protect their sorry behinds. LOL! Maybe Liberals should be forced to cut back on their talking. Or breathing? That would cut down on the amount of CO2 being put out. We could also ban Al Gore from ever opening his mouth. He has probably contributed to climate change more than any of the other factors combined. Ok..I know....I'm going a little too far with this. LOL.
     
  16. diesel96

    diesel96 New Member

    Quote:"Let's pretend that global warming(the Liberal kind that is caused by man) is real for a moment".

    Denial of global warming won't stop The Ice shelves from pretending to melt.I could post plenty of links,but all you have to do is watch The Discovery Channel or Nat'l Geographic Channel. But I know, those are just pretend shows with pretend scientists.

    Quote:Liberals are producing by endlessly yapping their traps about the war, our military, Bush, or anyone else that is trying to protect their sorry behinds. LOL.

    Since when is supercharging more Terrorist Cells around the world and breeding homegrown terrorist here and in the UK, protecting our butts?The world is more dangerous now since 9/11(and it was dangerous back then)

    By 2008 The Dems will be protecting Rep butts after the elections.And to top the cake maybe Al Gore throws his hat in the Presidential race.LOL(That would make your day)

    Our Military does a great job that the Pres./Adm is asking of them,but they can't be eveywhere with the bulk of our troops in Iraq.
    I heard one of our Generals(on Fox News no doubt) claimed there's only 5% AL Queda hiding out in Iraq.Where's the other 95%?

    How did we get so far off subject?
    This thread was just a light-hearted comeback parody of all the unprovoked threads against Libs and Dems
     
  17. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    Pay closer attention to what people say. If you did you would have noticed that I said "the Liberal kind that is caused by man." Pretend scientists? Well you are partially correct in your assumption that I think they are pretending. Not that they are pretending to be scientists but pretending that global warming is our fault (humans). It's funny how that the majority of those scientists are the ones that depend on grants and other types of funding to survive. So, yeah! Of course they push the issue. They need the funding. And what do other scientists think? Let's take a look.....

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/timaruherald4064691a6571.html

    http://epw.senate.gov/public/index....a-23ad-494b-dccb00b51a12&Region_id=&Issue_id=

    http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=20070502&articleId=5543

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/04/070428170229.htm

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18397549/


    If you honestly believe that the terrorists weren't already "super charged" then you might want to come off your meds. The real world is much different once that is done. I've been watching news about terrorist operations since I was a little kid. And believe me....they were already around before I could even watch television.

    Now that is a VERY scarey thought. Did a bang up job during the Clinton years. LOL

    5% is allot. Especially when you consider that they are spread out through the middle east and other parts of the world. It only takes a small percentage to raise hell.

    One thing I've learned from political talk is that just about all conversations tend to blow up. It's just part of the game.
     
  18. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Good response. And, so true.
     
  19. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    You have a conservative view??? Who is the we all? It surely isn't you all.
    If I found a liberal in my load, I would just hit the "package not found" button on my EDD and let the center chaulk it up as a lost pkg.
     
  20. diesel96

    diesel96 New Member

    I didn't think I needed to post these links Big Arrow,but since you shared your links I'll share mine.

    Ref:Global Warming
    https://web.archive.org/web/20090713065519/http://www.ecobridge.org/content/g_cse.htm
    http://www.nrdc.org/globalWarming/f101.asp
    http://environment.about.com/od/faqglobalwarming/f/globalwarming.htm
    http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/02/02/climate.change.report/
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2023835.stm

    In this case I hope your are right with your Explanations/Links that it is global/ocean fluxuating climate changes and barely a human polluton/compsumption issue.However,to much evidence outweighs your "other scientist"that supposedly doesn't depend on funding and grants.Geez ,I wonder where they get their kick backs from?Or maybe they work for free?

    This isn't a Rep/Dem or Con/Lib issue,this is a human denial issue.