What would your....

[scooby0048]

...porn name be IF you were a porn star?

A box of adult movies busted open on my truck today and I couldn't help but laugh at some of the names of the actors.

Keep it clean but creative.
Mine would be:
Nick Vanilla
Brock Strapp
Ivory Thunder
Johnny Dynamite

 

[MyTripisCut]

Ronald McFondled. Straight up.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Big package.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Definitely not Scooby. I would never get laid that way.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Minute Man

 

[sailfish]

Sailbutt.

 

[BSWALKS]

Doctor Strangelove.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Dick Rusty

 

[Turdferguson]

Beef Wellington

 

[Turdferguson]

...porn name be IF you were a porn star?

A box of adult movies busted open on my truck today and I couldn't help but laugh at some of the names of the actors.

Keep it clean but creative.
Mine would be:
Nick Vanilla
Brock Strapp
Ivory Thunder
Johnny Dynamite

Yeah right they "busted" open.

 

[dupa]

Sweet Dupa

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Beef Wellington

More like.

 

[scooby0048]

Ronald McFondled. Straight up.

Dude, that right there made me choke on my pizza! Hillarious!

Big package.

Very original Gumball..Yeah, I'm sure that would sell lots of movies...."Jack and her Box starring [LOL] Big package and Brandy Box"

Definitely not Scooby. I would never get laid that way.

You would if you were me....just saying.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Dude, that right there made me choke on my pizza! Hillarious!



Very original Gumball..Yeah, I'm sure that would sell lots of movies...."Jack and her Box starring [LOL] Big package and Brandy Box"




You would if you were me....just saying.

Nope. I wouldn't Tiny Tim.

 

[burrheadd]

Dirk Diggler

 

[scooby0048]

Minute Man

C'mon Dave I know you got better sense of humor than that! We gotta sell movies and with a name like that who's gonna want to buy your movie.

We have to come up with something with some BANG! Something like...
Dave Diggler
Dave Dangle
Davey Rocket
Dick Money

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

C'mon Dave I know you got better sense of humor than that! We gotta sell movies and with a name like that who's gonna want to buy your movie.

We have to come up with something with some BANG! Something like...
Dave Diggler
Dave Dangle
Davey Rocket
Dick Money

How about big D*

 

[scooby0048]

Doctor Strangelove.

I don't wanna know why...

 

[scooby0048]

Dick Rusty

That's another awesome name, I would buy a movie with Dick Rusty in it!

 

[scooby0048]

Yeah right they "busted" open.

Actually, they were partially open when they got put on my truck so I have to blame my loader or someone else for that. Maybe preload needed a little morning "pick me up".