What would your....

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by scooby0048, Oct 9, 2015.

  1. scooby0048

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    ...porn name be IF you were a porn star?

    A box of adult movies busted open on my truck today and I couldn't help but laugh at some of the names of the actors.

    Keep it clean but creative.
    Mine would be:
    Nick Vanilla
    Brock Strapp
    Ivory Thunder
    Johnny Dynamite
     
  2. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Well-Known Member

    Ronald McFondled. Straight up.
     
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  3. Big package.
     
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  4. Definitely not Scooby. I would never get laid that way.
     
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  5. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Minute Man
     
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  6. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    Sailbutt.
     
  7. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    Doctor Strangelove.
     
  8. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    Dick Rusty
     
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  9. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Beef Wellington
     
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  10. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Yeah right they "busted" open.
     
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  11. dupa

    dupa On-Road Integrated Optimization and Navigation.

    Sweet Dupa
     
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  13. scooby0048

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    Dude, that right there made me choke on my pizza! Hillarious!

    Very original Gumball..Yeah, I'm sure that would sell lots of movies...."Jack and her Box starring [LOL] Big package and Brandy Box"


    You would if you were me....just saying.
     
  14. Nope. I wouldn't Tiny Tim.
     
  15. burrheadd

    burrheadd Superstar

    Dirk Diggler
     
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  16. scooby0048

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    C'mon Dave I know you got better sense of humor than that! We gotta sell movies and with a name like that who's gonna want to buy your movie.

    We have to come up with something with some BANG! Something like...
    Dave Diggler
    Dave Dangle
    Davey Rocket
    Dick Money
     
  17. How about big D*
     
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    I don't wanna know why...
     
  19. scooby0048

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    That's another awesome name, I would buy a movie with Dick Rusty in it!
     
  20. scooby0048

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    Actually, they were partially open when they got put on my truck so I have to blame my loader or someone else for that. Maybe preload needed a little morning "pick me up".