whats the best way to hear about job opportunities in your disctict?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Upser10yrs, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. Upser10yrs

    Upser10yrs New Member

    It seems to be very hard to hear about any jobs available unless its another job in the operation...anytime something is available we never hear about until the job is already filled..whats the best place to hear about these other positions? Do i have to know a secret handskake or something to get a better job?
     
  2. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

  3. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

  4. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member


    Yes, you do have to know a secret handshake. Become familiar with the mason symbols and look for them on the cufflinks or ties of your management. If you see them , join a lodge and start wearing the symbols as well. A fellow mason will spot them immediately. One day ,somebody in management will invite you in and shake your hand in a strange manner (that you know now) . Respond accordingly and your future is set.

    Good luck!

    Joke ! , maybe.
     
  5. abc123

    abc123 New Member

    Be careful what you say, they're watching us right now.

    Illuminati.jpg
    Illuminati.jpg
     
  6. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    And I am looking right back. Their day of reckoning is coming.
     
  7. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Curiouser and curiouser....
     
  8. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    That is the symbol in front of which all moderators are initiated. Part of the process of selling one's soul.

    And now I see our newly initiated moderator is in the practice of being on the site without her green light being on. Something that was not her habit at one point. Curiouser and Curiouser indeed.

    Also, look at her post count- 1,333. Can't help but think about the 33rd degree of the masons . What a coincidence.
     
  9. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    I changed my light (I am able to work with the light if you recall) before I was a mod.
    I did not notice what it was before but I know I changed it in my profile.

    I have not sold my soul to be a mod, o master.
     
  10. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Please also note the time in which fethrs made this post. It was made at 3:23.

    There we go, another 2 "3"s as in 33. When you know what to look for , it makes it very easy to see the signs.
     
  11. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    What about 3 "3s"? I don't know what to look fod to see the signs What does it all mean?
     
  12. abc123

    abc123 New Member

    And when you multiply 2*3 that equals 6, and that 3 times is 666! :surprised:
     
  13. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Oh brother....:happy2:
    Are you a follower of the great Pickup?
     
  14. abc123

    abc123 New Member

    No, haha, one of my best friends is obsessed with the masons/illuminati and has talked so much about the "signs" that now I see them everywhere.
     
  15. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    I don't know much about it but what I've heard and seen, it is defintely interesting stuff...
     
  16. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Exactly! ha ha!
     
  17. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    you just need the special sunglasses, fets.

    [video=youtube;7Lwlx3GnLGs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lwlx3GnLGs[/video]


    By the way, not only am I enjoying the highjacking of this thread, but I love how a moderator is part and parcel of it. Oh, fets, you have so much to learn.
     
  18. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    hmm, where have you been snifffing around?
     
  19. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Pickup this should be in the "meaningless fluff" thread, cus that's what it is to me...

     
  20. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Nothing wrong with hijacking a thread ... happens all the time.
    Most threads need to be hijacked to breath life into them.