What's the Matter With You Guys Out West?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by bottomups, Oct 28, 2015.

  1. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Sheriff: Retired UPS driver admits to having sex with people's pets on route
    CBS121:04 p.m. EDT October 28, 2015
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    MARICOPA COUNTY, Ariz. (CBS12) -- A retired UPS driver from Washington state is accused of wanting to have sex with his neighbor's farm animals in Arizona.

    The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office arrested 56-year-old James Allen Darland on a felony charge of conspiracy to commit bestiality.

    Investigators say Darland told undercover detectives posing as farmers that he wanted to have sex with various animals on the farmer's property, including with miniature horses, dogs and goats.

    The Sheriff's Office said Darlard admitted to having sex with his neighbor's horse, dogs and sheep while he lived in Washington.

    Authorities also say Darland, while driving for UPS, admitted to having sex with the pets of his customers when they weren't home. Darland, according to the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office's Facebook page, picked up stray dogs to have sex with as well.

    Investigators seized Darland's dog. The suspect said he had sex with his own dog. The animal is now being cared for and evaluated for any signs of sexual abuse by the Arizona Humane Society.
     
  2. browned out

    browned out Active Member

    That was a tough route. Where the men were men and the sheep were afraid.
     
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  3. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    You know......that's why we can't give treats to dogs anymore....it leads to this.

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    In all seriousness, that is one SICK BASTARD !!!!!!
     
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  4. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Will never look at those pictures of dogs in the package cars the same anymore!:-)
     
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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  6. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    He didn't have enough work if he had time for that nonsense.
     
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  7. Peppermint Patty

    Peppermint Patty Cardboard Pusher

    This is just gross. What a terrible story.
     
  8. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

    @turdferguson

    Welcome to Kentucky

    Where men are men and sheep are scared
     
  9. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    i'll tell you whats wrong with the guys out west. i married one and ........
     
  10. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Maybe I should wonder what's wrong with the women out west if the guys have to resort to having sexual relations with animals.
     
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  11. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    The sob just had to be a retired ups driver, right?

    Couldn't be a freakin' insurance agent...........

    Noooooooo
     
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  12. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    When we say some drivers screw the pooch all day it wasn't supposed to mean literally.
     
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  13. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Wait, did they say undercover farmers?
     
  14. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

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  15. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

     
  16. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Were the animals over 18?
     
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  17. 8000Shelf

    8000Shelf Active Member

    Felony?

    Why don't they just kill this sick piece of sh**!

    I'm so appalled I'm starting to sound like a republican.
     
  18. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

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  19. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    He may just get to experience what these animals experienced in jail!
    He is one sick weird person!
     
  20. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

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