What's your job?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Nostromo, Jul 25, 2014.

  1. Nostromo

    Nostromo Member

    Curious to know what many of you do for UPS?.




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  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I am a runner/gunner.
     
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  3. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    No :censored2:?


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  4. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    What do you do?
     
  5. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    For a runner...you don't dodge a car bumper very well.....lol
     
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  6. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    Drive the truck, put off stops

    Rinse & Repeat
     
  7. Nostromo

    Nostromo Member

    Night sort feeder loader


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  8. 728ups

    728ups offending people on the internet since 1995

    Service Provider
     
  9. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    I throw stuff mostly.
     
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  10. Old International

    Old International Now driving a Sterling

    I hold a steering wheel, and eat doughnuts.:likeit:
     
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  11. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    I race the truck in between stops.
     
  12. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    As little as I can get away with now. Worked tail off 1st 25 years here. Will be coasting last 10
     
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  13. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Nothing.










    Anymore.
     
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  14. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    I like to think that I am the assistant to the assistant of the dispatcher at my center
     
  15. Box Ox

    Box Ox Camacho for President!

    Serve as a hot piece of money making man meat that keeps the customers laughing and smiling so they'll want to see me instead of the FedEx guy.
     
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  16. Kicked Your Dog

    Kicked Your Dog 22 Year South Cal UPSer

    Actually he's a knee pad tester and desk undercarriage inspector.
     
  17. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I am a package relocation specialist.
     
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  18. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Liberty Valley tomorrow at 1:00. Interested?
     
  19. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    interested, yes. Able to, no.
    Damn, and you're the second person I turned down for tomorrow. The other was also an hour away but was at 7:22am. That one is just too damn early to wake up.
     
  20. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Maybe next time.:)