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<blockquote data-quote="upsdude" data-source="post: 94124" data-attributes="member: 2033"><p>For as long as I can remember I wanted to be a police officer. Within days of my 18th birthday I enrolled in a work/school program with a local police department. I earned a whopping $5,300.00 a year and obtained an associates degree. I later met and married a woman that turned out to be Satan’s sister, and she developed a terminal disease (PMS). I left police work and gave up my dream. Fortunately for me she decided to move on and make someone else’s life miserable. At that moment my life turned around for the better, I lost my job and she was gone. UPS hired me, and although they can sometimes remind me of my ex wife, I’m still here with a little over 5 years to go. My ex now lives in Florida with her father. The Satan family likes the heat. LOL.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="upsdude, post: 94124, member: 2033"] For as long as I can remember I wanted to be a police officer. Within days of my 18th birthday I enrolled in a work/school program with a local police department. I earned a whopping $5,300.00 a year and obtained an associates degree. I later met and married a woman that turned out to be Satan’s sister, and she developed a terminal disease (PMS). I left police work and gave up my dream. Fortunately for me she decided to move on and make someone else’s life miserable. At that moment my life turned around for the better, I lost my job and she was gone. UPS hired me, and although they can sometimes remind me of my ex wife, I’m still here with a little over 5 years to go. My ex now lives in Florida with her father. The Satan family likes the heat. LOL. [/QUOTE]
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