I think my attempt at humor will be more appreciated among my fellow drivers than others...
In fact, I never considered that others would take offense. I was taking a shot at the politically correct, perfect world answers at UPSers.com, not so much a shot at UPS.
Yesterday, in my center, there were pictures posted of a package car that had rolled in an accident in Maine. (the driver was not seriously injured, but the car was totalled). Someone had written underneath: Did you get your airs off? Can you finish your route? Will you make 9.5? I found that very funny, but Im sure others will not!