Who Would Like To Be Piloting A Drone Above Fred's House?

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Dec 3, 2013.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    With all the talk about Amazon's drones, wouldn't it be nice to have one you could fly over Fred's house? If mine could only hold 10#, I guess it would have to be loaded with very ripe dog shat, which I would drop on Mr. Smith whenever possible.:bsbullf:
  2. Route 66

    Route 66 Throbbing Member

    It's a great concept!.. The only thing different I'd do is replace the doggy poo with my own to truly make it a gift from me to he.....the personal touch, ya know
  3. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    I'm sure you'd be getting double the pay if you were a drone pilot.
  4. Doc Sorting Dude

    Doc Sorting Dude Active Member

    I'm not sure I want to see what Fred does after hours. It might have something to do with Pandas.
  5. What would you see...? Personally, I envision something similar to Neverland Ranch... with a little Southern flare.
  6. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    He's the "Panda Whisperer". He beats them with rubber hoses until they submit to his amorous desires.