Thanks for the entertainment. I am jealous of your comedic prowess. You were born and "bread" to amuse others it would seem.
I shared your DIAD message cost information with our driver group at the pcm this morning. It was nice to start the day with a good laugh.
If I could ask a follow up question so I fully grasp what your superior management mind is trying to convey.
Cutting routes means there will be fewer of the costly messages being sent for some reason right?
I didn't receive or send any messages today. How many extra routes will we be able to put on tomorrow because of the savings?
I am glad you enjoy my humor, but if you know anything about ups, they analyze everything and if they can save a penny they will. I doubt very much that you were able to disrupt a pcm though.