I am sure that there are lots of people that can add to this thread. Just something for fun. Sometimes its great just to come on here and read something funny instead of depressing. Why is it........ You can deliver to someone 100 times and they are never home. But that one day when you have a delivery for them and the package looks, lets say less than perfect, they are standing in the front yard waiting for you? Why is it....... You are running late and trying to get your air done. You have to drive by a house you know you have a package for. Maybe its the only delivery in the area that day. You are thinking " Maybe I can squeeze this one in and not have to come back." You hop out of the truck and scan the package on the way to the door and realize it is a signature required package or a COD.