Why UPS beats FEDEX

[TooTechie]

We're just sexier. That is all.

 

[ups hero]

Yea, who doesn't love our brown??

 

[STFXG]

Ladies love mustaches.

 

[Mr Shifter]

We got UPS socks.

 

[BSWALKS]

Ladies love mustaches.

And mustache rides

 

[TooTechie]

Do you have to have a moustache to give a moustache ride?