Why you wanna union

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by Broke, Mar 27, 2013.

  1. Broke

    Broke Member

    I just don't understand what kind of incompetent moron would want better pay and benefits? I mean why in the world would you want to make more money? Why would you want to be treated like an adult by management? Why? Why?why?
     
  2. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    I understand why you want one. What are you doing to get one?
     
  3. Broke

    Broke Member

    Can't say... Thanks for understanding though.
     
  4. TheJackal

    TheJackal Active Member

    AKA nothing.
     
  5. Broke

    Broke Member

    Actually I've done quiet a bit, Just can't do it all on my own. Wanna help?
     
  6. TheJackal

    TheJackal Active Member

    Not me. If someone handed me a union card today to sign, I would think long and hard whether to sign it or not.
     
  7. Broke

    Broke Member

    Sorry to hear that. You appear to be a real go getter, had my hopes up on getting you on board.
     
  8. northbound

    northbound Member

    I'd wipe my ass with it
     
  9. Broke

    Broke Member

    Damn, lost another one. I wouldn't last long as an organizer.
     
  10. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    No. Not if you roll that easily.
     
  11. Broke

    Broke Member

    I'm just havin some fun. Have you ever heard of sarcasm?
     
  12. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    So am I. Always.
     
  13. Broke

    Broke Member

    Glad we both have a sense of humor. Now, when we get done forming our union at express, ill be counting on you to lead the revolt over at ground.
    We're looking at highly motivated candidates such as you, jackal, vantexan, 59Dano and all the other characters to help out.
     
  14. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    ​Yep, say anything but the party line, and the communists bring out the knives.:tank:
     
  15. overflowed

    overflowed Well-Known Member

    Broke has an excellent sense of humor.
     
  16. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    ​I just don't see bbsam having that kind of energy when he's 104.
     
  17. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    I want 59Dano to be my Shop Steward.
     
  18. TheJackal

    TheJackal Active Member

    I never said I wouldn't. I just said it would take some real thought.

    So now I'm a character? That's not how one becomes an organizor.
     
  19. Broke

    Broke Member

    I would like to put you on the legal team.
     
  20. TheJackal

    TheJackal Active Member

    My mom always said I'd make a good lawyer. Maybe I should have listened.