Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by seven, Jul 18, 2015.
Somebody get us started....
Ladies, please share what you have heard.
Hey baby, sit on my face, I'll guess your weight.
"Hi, my name's Integrity....."
I actually LOLed
Was your father a thief ???? (common answer) No!.........then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes......?????
Hey baby, wanna exchange bodily fluids?
Ya know what would look good on you ................me
Hey baby, I have seven.
That dress does nothing for you......take it off
I have a cat....named Rowdy ?
You know what would look good in you? Me!
Dude! Too early to make me laugh like that.
Hey baby, just got back from the clinic, I'm clean.
WTF does this even mean?
Hey baby, want to double with me, and Mr. One Eye?
Are you sitting on your phone?
Cuz that ass is calling me
Hey girl, are you into fitness?
Why don't you come over and fitness *blank* in your mouth.
Works 60% of the time, everytime
The only bad pickup line is the one that doesn't work.
Hey baby,I work for FedEx ground.
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