Worst pickup lines ever...

bleedinbrown58

That’s Craptacular
You prefer to be on your knees right?
Easier on the back...
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olroadbeech

Happy Verified UPSer
to pick up a girl the first thing we look at is confidence. without that you are SOL.

second thing is an HONEST compliment. example. mention that she looks a lot like a ( insert celebrity name ) has to be close to true.

or maybe her eyes or hair or dress caught his attention. have to be sincere since we can smell BS a thousand miles away.

third. humor works very well if unique and intelligent. corny humor can work if we are drunk and have the giggles.

but smart humor works real well especially if we never heard it before.

last. " if at first you don't succeed, try , try again." ( GOLD )

NOW PAY ME !!!
 
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