WOW! That's a big package you have there!!

[Hedley_Lamarr]

I was walking up to this lady the other day and had a big box for her and she said (WOW! that's a big package you have there!) I just looked at her, and could tell that she wanted to have that one back. I just put the box down and said (I've never had any complaints.)

 

[chev]

Restraint
At least you kept it at that. So hard to not start cracking up. I think I may have burst out laughing.

 

[scratch]

Its a good thing you didn't thank her for telling you your fly was down.....

 

[Hedley_Lamarr]

Restraint
At least you kept it at that. So hard to not start cracking up. I think I may have burst out laughing.

After I said that to her, I thought I might not have wanted to say that. But she seemed pretty cool with it. I thought it was pretty funny...

 

[Mike Hawk]

When I was helping one day, they last stop of the day, the lady said "thats all, I was expecting a bigger package". I was sorta bummed, what a way to end the day.

 

[outta hours]

Kinda like when they ask you " do you have a big load today?" Some people snicker but I am not familiar with that terminology.

 

[Big Babooba]

I was walking up to this lady the other day and had a big box for her and she said (WOW! that's a big package you have there!) I just looked at her, and could tell that she wanted to have that one back. I just put the box down and said (I've never had any complaints.)

A Freudian slip on her part.

 

[Catatonic]

When I was helping one day, they last stop of the day, the lady said "thats all, I was expecting a bigger package". I was sorta bummed, what a way to end the day.

And then your wife turned over and went to sleep? JK LOL

 

[Bsullivan]

hahahaha

 

[chev]

And then your wife turned over and went to sleep? JK LOL

That's gotta hurt.

 

[Mike Hawk]

No wife, whos laughing now?

 

[dei8]

This might be a dangerous topic, but there are probably so many more fun UPS sayings. I once told someone I was having a bad day because I hit a curb and "spilled my load" They did not find it funny, but I got a chuckle. Or when you ask where they want the delivery, and they say "I will take it in the rear" I know immature, but I laugh

 

[PaidDriveTime?]

no way I couldnt laugh if I heard that. I am way too immature

 

[Cementups]

If you all knew the things I said to my customers. I'll see someone I know that I delivered to their house earlier and will tell her that I put it in her bakckoor. sometimes I will tell them I put my package in her bush so no one would see it.
I have one little hottie that will flag me down with her ARS packages and will tell me she wants me to grab her box if I have a sec.

 

[McLeod]

I always say to the women on my route when they refer to my package ...why thank you!!! We are all smiles at that point!

 

[trplnkl]

It's tuff to keep a straight face when she meets you at the door and says; " I saw you coming."

 

[old levi's]

How about in the winter when you hand them the diad and they say " Your thing is cold." Response: I knew that, but how did you?

 

[old levi's]

I was walking up to this lady the other day and had a big box for her and she said (WOW! that's a big package you have there!) I just looked at her, and could tell that she wanted to have that one back. I just put the box down and said (I've never had any complaints.)

Would have been a great set-up for "That's what she said."

 

[Tony31yrs]

I once was delivering to a men's shop where the one saleman I knew well usually answered the back door. His name was Jack. One day, a younger salesman answered and I said, "Jack off, today?" He said, "Yeah". He didn't pick up on it, but I laughed everytime I thought about it for the rest of the day.

 

[disneyworld]

That's hilarious-I don't care who you are.