WOW! That's a big package you have there!!

[dei8]

OK,
I knew there would be some funny ones. The "Is Jack off" and " I saw you coming" are pretty good. I also liked "Can you grab my box"

 

[BLACKBOX]

It's tuff to keep a straight face when she meets you at the door and says; " I saw you coming."

Another one makes me laugh is " I heard you coming"..I felt like saying.."was I that loud?"...

 

[McLeod]

How about be gentle with my box!!!!

 

[old levi's]

How about be gentle with my box!!!!

Yes ma'am.

 

[browndevil]

Another one makes me laugh is " I heard you coming"..I felt like saying.."was I that loud?"...

No! The customer always comes first

 

[rod]

but we come 3 times

 

[BLACKBOX]

but we come 3 times

STUD!

 

[rod]

STUD!

used to be---------now I'm just a stump

 

[drewed]

they have pill for that now

 

[rod]

Wouldn't do any good--- Have lead in the pencil- just nobody to write to. You'll understand after you have been married 37 years like me.