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Wow...Upstate and Kappamassacre...both gone in one weekend...
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<blockquote data-quote="jibbs" data-source="post: 1123059"><p>I'm game. No bodily functions, though.</p><p></p><p>So a blonde rushed into ER late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.</p><p></p><p>"How did this happen?" the ER doctor asked her.</p><p></p><p>"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.</p><p></p><p>"What?!" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?"</p><p></p><p>"No, silly," she replied. "First I put the gun to my chest, but then I thought '<em>I just paid $6,000 for these impants, I'm <strong>not</strong> shooting myself in the chest</em>."</p><p></p><p>"So then?" asked the doctor.</p><p></p><p>"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, '<em>I paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened, I am <strong>not</strong> shooting myself in the mouth.</em>"</p><p></p><p>"So then?"</p><p></p><p>"Then I put the gun to my ear and thought, '<em>This is going to make a really loud noise...</em>,' so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I always love a good blonde joke. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/happy-very.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy-very:" title="Happy Very :happy-very:" data-shortname=":happy-very:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jibbs, post: 1123059"] I'm game. No bodily functions, though. So a blonde rushed into ER late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the ER doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?!" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?" "No, silly," she replied. "First I put the gun to my chest, but then I thought '[I]I just paid $6,000 for these impants, I'm [B]not[/B] shooting myself in the chest[/I]." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, '[i]I paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened, I am [B]not[/B] shooting myself in the mouth.[/i]" "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear and thought, '[I]This is going to make a really loud noise...[/I],' so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger." I always love a good blonde joke. :happy-very: [/QUOTE]
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