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<blockquote data-quote="TooTechie" data-source="post: 1381074" data-attributes="member: 28388"><p>"We ship your adult toys with discretion in nondescript plain brown packaging."</p><p></p><p></p><p>For when you absolutely positively need that rubber dong overnight.</p><p></p><p></p><p>"Hello, Adam & Eve? Yes, I need to return a slightly used <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />. It's simply not big enough. I keep losing it up there." </p><p>"But Miss. That's the Lexington Steel MegaDong.™ It's 8 inches in diameter and 24 inches long. It's the largest <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> known to man. You're actually the only one who has ever bought one from us."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TooTechie, post: 1381074, member: 28388"] "We ship your adult toys with discretion in nondescript plain brown packaging." For when you absolutely positively need that rubber dong overnight. "Hello, Adam & Eve? Yes, I need to return a slightly used :censored:. It's simply not big enough. I keep losing it up there." "But Miss. That's the Lexington Steel MegaDong.™ It's 8 inches in diameter and 24 inches long. It's the largest :censored: known to man. You're actually the only one who has ever bought one from us." [/QUOTE]
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