You know it's peak when...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by joeboodog, Dec 9, 2014.

  1. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    ...you almost put shaving cream on your toothbrush.
     
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  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Still better than hemorrhoid cream toothpaste.
     
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  3. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    You dream about sleeping thru your alarm.....
     
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  4. My coffee maker broke. Not gonna be a good peak day!
     
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  5. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  6. Or you have crazy dreams. Like they swapped your package car,with a 28 foot trailer.
     
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  7. HardknocksUPSer

    HardknocksUPSer Well-Known Member

    Your legs feel like their about to fall off.
     
  8. When your center manager,is still at the building when you punch out.
     
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  9. jaker

    jaker trolling

    When you are at work more then home
     
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  10. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes i dont.

    Wtf why do they remodel instead of buying Xmas?IMG_20141209_080818_645.jpg
     
  11. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    when your sup shows up to take 20 stops off you with a helper and you don't file a sup working grievance.
     
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  12. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    You have dreams about different career choices.
     
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  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Man all these terrible dreams. You poor people.


    I hit snooze 3 times this morning trying to extend the dream the alarm interrupted.
     
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  14. Number24

    Number24 #24

    ....you only get 1-4 hours of sleep max each day
     
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  15. GillEagan

    GillEagan I always look 10 years younger than I am.

    I just don't like getting up period. However if I try to use the snooze on my alarm clock, my cat will come and pay me a visit. She has ways of convincing me to get up.
     
  16. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    The cat has a way of getting most men up, mate.
     
  17. GillEagan

    GillEagan I always look 10 years younger than I am.

    Some dogs do to. Years ago when I spent the night over at my uncles place, one of my cousins let the dogs out of their room. So I ended up with two dogs all over me. I was up pretty quick.
     
  18. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Peak season at UPS is pretty much like snorting a never-ending line of cardboard crank.
     
  19. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Nobody blinks an eye even thought I made a record number of backs.
     
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  20. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Other than the sheer volume of stuff and the hours peak is pretty nice isn't it?
     
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