You know you're a UPS driver if...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by redrooster, Apr 27, 2014.

  1. redrooster

    redrooster WOOF WOOF

    You think getting off early means 7 o'clock :(


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  2. jaker

    jaker trolling

    You have to fill out paper to work a 8hr day
     
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  3. Eman1978

    Eman1978 Member

    I was punched out at 4:50 on Friday...feelsgoodman

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  4. jaker

    jaker trolling

    So what you saying , I was off at 3:15 on Friday 8hr request
     
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Can't believe you weren't sent back out. That only 6 hours of work assuming u skipped break.
     
  6. Eman1978

    Eman1978 Member

    No 8 hr request, just a light day.

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  7. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    You know you're a UPS driver when....

    ...There are brown UPS pens in every drawer, nook and cranny of your house

    ...you have a collection of dog-eared, half-used delivery notice pads with notes and phone numbers scribbled on the backback

    ...You plan your route thru the supermarket to eliminate left turns

    ...you look at your watch 15 times per hour..on a Sunday

    ....you walk at such a fast pace that your wife has to jog to keep up

    ...you have accidentally run pens, delivery notices and call tags thru the washer and dryer so many times that your wife forbids you from doing any laundry

    ...you can freak your kids out by reciting from memory the street addresses of their friends that live on your route
     
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  8. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    None of you guys mentioned yet...when backing up in your personal vehicle...you find yourself honking the horn..lol
     
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  9. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    unless you are on Orion, then you make multiple passes down the same aisle.
     
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  10. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Don't forget climb over the shelves of one aisle to get to the item in the next aisle.
     
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  11. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    ...You keep reaching for your fob to start your riding mower
     
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  12. You'd start by going through the checkouy the wrong way. Then go halfway down an aisle get one item, turn around go back, then go around and come back down from the other side.
     
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  13. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    CaptN Crunch isle 7...I'm in isle 4...no problem, my NDA is in 8000 with a blown out truck...I got this!
     
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  14. overallowed

    overallowed Active Member

    You need to run into a store to get one thing, and there are no parking places. Park in the street and turn on the 4 way flashers.
    On Saturday or vacation, you go in the back door of a store you deliver to. The owner of a shop I deliver to thinks this is hilarious.
    While on vacation and traveling, you catch yourself doing observations on other ups drivers. If you are really bored, doing them on other companies drivers.
     
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  15. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Exactly...lol
     
  16. JL 0513

    JL 0513 Well-Known Member

    You quit your gym membership to avoid accelerating the process of wearing out your body. And you can legitimately use the "no time" excuse.
     
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  17. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    During the weekend, you leave one of the big box stores and approach your personal vehicle from the right side.

    Don't tell me you haven't ever done this..............
     
  18. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    Or your personal car.
     
  19. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    You are always tired.

    You let your wife drive on weekends.

    You do not wear "brown clothes" on the weekends.

    You work all weekend around the house because you have no time during the week.

    You know the cleanest bathrooms in town.

    You never see the evening news (home too late or in bed too early).

    Do a Z scan of personal car when walking to it.

    Oh, did I mention that you are always tired?
     
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  20. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    7pm would be a late night in my center.


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