redrooster
WOOF WOOF
You think getting off early means 7 o'clock 
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You know you're a UPS driver if...
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jaker
trolling
So what you saying , I was off at 3:15 on Friday 8hr request
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Can't believe you weren't sent back out. That only 6 hours of work assuming u skipped break.
Eman1978
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soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
You know you're a UPS driver when....
...There are brown UPS pens in every drawer, nook and cranny of your house
...you have a collection of dog-eared, half-used delivery notice pads with notes and phone numbers scribbled on the backback
...You plan your route thru the supermarket to eliminate left turns
...you look at your watch 15 times per hour..on a Sunday
....you walk at such a fast pace that your wife has to jog to keep up
...you have accidentally run pens, delivery notices and call tags thru the washer and dryer so many times that your wife forbids you from doing any laundry
...you can freak your kids out by reciting from memory the street addresses of their friends that live on your route
...There are brown UPS pens in every drawer, nook and cranny of your house
...you have a collection of dog-eared, half-used delivery notice pads with notes and phone numbers scribbled on the backback
...You plan your route thru the supermarket to eliminate left turns
...you look at your watch 15 times per hour..on a Sunday
....you walk at such a fast pace that your wife has to jog to keep up
...you have accidentally run pens, delivery notices and call tags thru the washer and dryer so many times that your wife forbids you from doing any laundry
...you can freak your kids out by reciting from memory the street addresses of their friends that live on your route
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bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
None of you guys mentioned yet...when backing up in your personal vehicle...you find yourself honking the horn..lol
upschuck
Well-Known Member
unless you are on Orion, then you make multiple passes down the same aisle.
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Don't forget climb over the shelves of one aisle to get to the item in the next aisle.
scooby0048
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...You keep reaching for your fob to start your riding mower
IlllIIllIIlllIllIIIlIlIlI
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You'd start by going through the checkouy the wrong way. Then go halfway down an aisle get one item, turn around go back, then go around and come back down from the other side.
scooby0048
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CaptN Crunch isle 7...I'm in isle 4...no problem, my NDA is in 8000 with a blown out truck...I got this!
overallowed
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You need to run into a store to get one thing, and there are no parking places. Park in the street and turn on the 4 way flashers.
On Saturday or vacation, you go in the back door of a store you deliver to. The owner of a shop I deliver to thinks this is hilarious.
While on vacation and traveling, you catch yourself doing observations on other ups drivers. If you are really bored, doing them on other companies drivers.
On Saturday or vacation, you go in the back door of a store you deliver to. The owner of a shop I deliver to thinks this is hilarious.
While on vacation and traveling, you catch yourself doing observations on other ups drivers. If you are really bored, doing them on other companies drivers.
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Exactly...lol
Z
ZQXC
Guest
During the weekend, you leave one of the big box stores and approach your personal vehicle from the right side.
Don't tell me you haven't ever done this..............
Don't tell me you haven't ever done this..............
Tired Driver
Sisyphus had it easy.
Or your personal car.
Tired Driver
Sisyphus had it easy.
You are always tired.
You let your wife drive on weekends.
You do not wear "brown clothes" on the weekends.
You work all weekend around the house because you have no time during the week.
You know the cleanest bathrooms in town.
You never see the evening news (home too late or in bed too early).
Do a Z scan of personal car when walking to it.
Oh, did I mention that you are always tired?
You let your wife drive on weekends.
You do not wear "brown clothes" on the weekends.
You work all weekend around the house because you have no time during the week.
You know the cleanest bathrooms in town.
You never see the evening news (home too late or in bed too early).
Do a Z scan of personal car when walking to it.
Oh, did I mention that you are always tired?
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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You think getting off early means 7 o'clock
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7pm would be a late night in my center.
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